BliIVg BliIVg Bl@ck0ut!

2009-08-25T22:46:00.002+08:00

since madeline wan me write words....

erm...
nothing much la today.
andrea and trixie dunnoe talk what crap to mrs lim.
then mrs lim was like scolding me during cca for what they say...
i had no idea what they say.

then that ms ye...
she ask me do 50 pumping for saying "lol"
cool right!

anyway...
cca end at 330.
go orchard.
take 143 is stupid.
2 hours journey
then i saw this cool thing in chinatown.
MEI MEI SPA WILSON!

XD
XD
LOL

anyway dun ask me go orchard for what...
erm...
after that went home.
spam plurk.
watch youtube.
eat some mc.
friggin horrible delivery service.
ya liddat lor.

plus 2/5 says we going keppel club play golf?!
oh and owe mei mei $1 and reece $2.
tats it.

TAG REPLIES!
kirsty: ehhh. update again.
update liao....
Jeidy: Hihi^^ Primary school partner! ^^v
hi hi again long time no talk like 6 years liao.
MADELINE: Its not as crap and funny like it always is with the words, but a picture post is not bad too
zzz cos i lazy de.
MADELINE: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya i know. i had no idea what motivate me...
kirsty: Hey you revived it! HAHAH
yes i noticed.

2009-08-21T20:29:00.003+08:00

no more words for posting liao...

now use pictures!
XD
sry i boliao ma.

kk so...

erm... our horrible home econs "nutty" cookies?

jian cong add too much egg.

and complain about his precious nails during the butter+flour thing.

loh lye oi.

sorry i forgot how spell.

i ll miss ur free periods.

now cannot slack liao.

to be frank, i rather have u lor.

cos my mark got better XD

cant say the same for the majority of the class.

but ur one hell of a random person.

elias pokemon toys...
yah, our class is this horny lor.
can create fivesome de...

lol
my unofficial class mascot.
saleen mustang S281 ithink...
to punish and enslave...

sighs...
thats it.
my pathetic attempt to revive my blog.
MTC.

2009-06-30T17:23:00.002+08:00

if u were wondering why i hadnt been blogging durin the holidays...
its cos holidays are boring.
seriously, school is so much more fun.
u see ppl going bonkers.
ppl going weird.
during the holidays, the only exciting thng happening...
which is not very exciting,
is that i drowned my phone.
so now, im using my no-kia.
:D
and yi fei owes me $5.
:P
what else...
quitting maple...
playing via cherry credits.
XD

well,
today...
erm...
what was there...
hmm...
EL
playing with "reflections of the watch"
jason was invading xin yuan's privacy.
MT
nothing much.
just that teacher was giving ting xie the hard way.
recess.
classroom lockdown.
Science.
nothing at all.
Maths.
Nothing at all.
except the push up part.
EE.
joined a girls group.
sighs*
and trixe asked me why i joined green club for the 6th time.

after that home.
skipped cca.
they said it was not compulsary.
XD

back to collecting transformers.
:D
who have sell me.

2009-06-09T09:35:00.002+08:00

i guess i owe u guys some stuff.
so im blogging.

major things that happened...
watched nite at musuem, monster vs aliens, state of play and terminator salvation.
yeah i know its a lot.
no reviews and spoilers.

well...............................
erm...........
i have been...
mapling.
thats really just about it.
i ve been at home mapling.
not really the vilau kinda spirit.
but...
what can i say.
im addicted.
for the moment.
o ya.
i suffered flu.
flu made me not complete the quiz on acelearning.
which was due on friday.
heng thing is...
a lot of ppl never do.
ppl arelike forgeting things.
er..
jeffrey was like, huh what quiz?
haiz...
imbeciles.

tuition wise.
i amazed 'cher with my compo on sexual assault.
i ran out of ideas kay.
i mean, what would u write for the topic
"a terrible discovery"?
but anyway i got an A for that.
somehow...

sighs.
band practice.
some ppl think i play the bass or the piano.
i told domonic that on sunday.
those quiz takers aint know me.
he laughed like hell.
hell.
i dunno whats octaves.
i dunno whats a cello thingy fiddling thing.
so how can i play a piano.
or a bass for the matter of fact?!

o yes.
meet the parents session.
well...
i brought my mom to the wrong venue.
things were...
kinda good.

well...
i have nothing to say.
i wanna lvl in maple.
:D
98.26% liao.

2009-05-22T18:56:00.002+08:00

sorry for not blogging so long.
well, i ll just give u guys the juice lo.

DISCLAMER:
According to Mrs. Terrence announcement of blogs...
I hereby declare all my posts hurt-free.
I also agree to the terms of agreement of not insulting the society.
In any case where I fail to observe the rules above, I will face the consequences regardless of... uh... what?

anyway.
Man, im formal.
kris allen won.
yay.
jiahui switched her idol from jason mraz to matt nathanson.
If i could walk on water, tel u whats next.
make u believe, make u forget...
No more...
I wont hesistate no more no more it cannot wait
i m yours.
and domonic gone from coldplay and linkin park to westlife and NSYNC.
wtf.
no more
viva la vida.
no more
what i've done.
now got
just a smile and the rain is gone
can hardly believe it, yeah.
now oso got
every single thing i do
never seems enuff for u.
u dun wanna lose in again...
but im not like them.
sighs.
the band now loves...
late 90s- early 2000 music
unlike me and jiahui.
modern kia.
sian lo.
..........................
oh yeah.
i passed my NAPFA!
and the class has one new rumor/fact
rain rain go away
come again another day.
henry really wants to die.
he just made 7 ppl angry during the afternoon.
and probably the 7 might come after him on monday.

i actually faked a sore throat and pon cca.
kewl.

sian lo.
i have nothing left to post lo.

o yes!
one last thing.

why are all the girls so similar yet so different.
all call me EUGENE YEW only a handful call me eugene.
all love KINDERJOY
they all want me to OWE THEM KINDERJOY.
and they like to make retaded remarks of me or someone near me.
they all say i damn bo liao. *maybe bcos i am...*
sian lo...
hmm...
o yes.
my recent addiction.
Maplestory.
childish?
yeah.
meaningful?
no.
why play?
cos everyone inclass choinging.
and later create guild.
anyway...
dinner tyme.
seriously i have to dun order takeout from mac for supper...

2009-05-14T20:08:00.004+08:00

well.
i got back the habit of updating everyday!

well...
wei jun told me crap man.
he's like making me pissed off.
and he's TRYING to make me even more pissed off.
by saying tt ben likes my rumoured girlfriend/girlfriends.
i dunno abt benedict and chole but benedict and ***************?!
tts smth new.
lol.
im just the msgr!
i did absolutely nothing.

yippee!
6C class outing!
where arh?
nvm l8r go check 6C blog.

speaking of class blogs...
can we seriously remake our 2/4 blog.
cos its brown.
and i hate brown.
im not being racist here.
i just hate brown.

well, the results are so... emo-making.
i can say gdbye to thirple humans.
i can ALMOST say goodbye to thirple science.
kewl.
i just think tt they really shoudlnt put 2 subs on same day la.
withthe exception for art.

sian lo.
everynite got CCA conference.
sian lo.

er... i shall try add pictures...
once i find my USB cable!
or get one from someone with w575 either wilson or andrea
hmm...
tmr games day.
should sleep
wh cares.

tmr i watching angel and demon
and next friday i watching nite @ musuem 2
so who wan watch watch lo.

shaun is such a bastard.
handphone invader!
life penetrator!
he browsed thru my sms.
and somehow all my sms is like...
girls
girls
girls
hardly any boys.
and the boys tt send me sms frequently
are normally gays.
i said NORMALLY kay.
dun take it too hard.
u ll end up emo-ing like me.
so shaun was like, zomg.
so many stead.
unfaithful
blah blah blah.
and then
wah
who s this?
erm,
wah
elizabeth!
maeline!
trxie!
wait, yup i hate my keyboard.
belle!
but there was one funny thing la
shaun thot chan ho is a girl's name
and i was like LOL-ing for the past hour!
oh shit i just drooled on my dinner...

yup He has this very weird way of punishing me
and by He i mean God.
He likes to play tricks on me to His own amusement.
go ahead!
watch upon me from the heavens for all i care!
watch me do retarded stuff like our science teacher!
watch me play an imaginary guitar on the MRT! *yup i actually did tt*
watch me bang my head against the wall behind me!
watch me get sexually harassed by gays!
ok im retarded.

and i dun get it..
wats wrong with being emo?
its kinda cool.
i mean, in a musicians perspective.
i can come up with cool ideas for songs!
but domonic, this doesnt mean u can piss me when and whenever u like.

hmm...
do i have anything to post?
erm...
yah!
xuanying is thrashing me in like every subject.
and tts just...
!#$^&$&#&#*&**$~!

well...
last words...
as in, for this post.
erm.
gd luck for games day.
and gd nite.

2009-05-13T19:18:00.002+08:00

well...
my whole body is aching today.
dun ask me why.

hmm, i actaully passed art.
dang.

well.......
i feel totally pissed cos of somebodies.

my fingers are aching.
ytd jason go flank hit my middle finger.
still havent recover yet.
i think the bone broke.
i mean, i cant even curl my finger.
i mean, i can but it ll be excrutiating.
dang, it better heal.
i dun nid a cast on my finger.

well...
games day is in 2 days.
and, let's just hope tt jia chin can actually run for the race.
i seriously dun wanna lose to 2/2, again, as usual.
its like, they re beating us in everything.
just like last year.

well...
im updating cos
madeline & henry were dying to ask me update....
and so, i have updated.
harhar.

2009-05-12T19:24:00.002+08:00

fine. i ll try to update more regularly.
well...
i feel like playing maple now.
i got sick of dota and runescape.
and guess what,after 4 long hours of downloading...
i click on the singapore icon, and then,
CONNECTION FAILURE.
son of a ****.
knn.
ihate u!!!

the urge to play maple is killing me.
i have 10k a cash. who want? it was a bdae present last year.
but last year, i happen to quit.
lol

anyway,
today...
sad.
yet happy.
lol
hmm...
i dun wanna mention about exams.
damn, my mom is forcing me to eat vegetables.
anyway, yup i dunwanna mention about results.
cos some ppl will kill me.

ow my middle finger hurts.
i hate being goalkeeper.
and u pretty darn noe that bill.

doctor/nurse says my spine is a lil...
how would u say...
broken.
erm, like duh,
i ve been falling off double decker beds.
commited real rtarded stunts.
and suffered a lotta back beating.
my eyesight is as strong as ever.
despite 5-6hours in front of the com every single day...
i still have perfect eyesight!
yay!
ok, maybe not, since now i cant see the last row...
saded.

well, tt duck is getting real annoying.
and some ppl are getting real annoying too.
yeah, i mean cmon.
how can i suddenly owe SOME ppl TWO kinderjoys.
wtf.
some ppl are just unreasonable...
no offence.

well, my seniors were amazed at how i differentiate sec 1s from the rest of the school.
they are really dumb ppl.
teach them the 4S.
4 S are
short
skirt length
sock length
and
socialism *is there even such a word?*
well, this year sec 1s are really short.
with the exception of jerry.
the girls have long skirts.
very innocent.
not that i look at our class the short skirts!
in fact not so short anyway.
only mrs terrence thinks so.
socks...
even normal tech and acad wear high socks.
haizz...
socialism aka behaviour.
sec 1s are cheeky, like to play catching...., erm... kuai lan kia.
yup. but sometimes innocent. esp girls.

wei jun told me one thing tt totally shocked me today.
i dunno if i should say this.
well...
erm...
its somebody has a crush on somebody.
and these 2 somebodys... are from our class.
actually, should be...
SOMEBODIES has a crush on somebody.
but anyway...
i thot it was completely fake.
then he told me the evidence was what came out from SOMBEBODIES mouth.
and only on tt somebody blog.
i go check the blog liao...
and i was..
woah.
anyway, enough of the rumour thngy...
and wei jun, im not dissappointed if ur wondering.

erm, soccer.
keeper.
erm.
tyco hell.
blocked all shots.
erm...
thrashed indians of ITE 5-0.
lol
ownage.

well, N SW was somewaht horrible.
i hate the coral questions.
erm...
oso i hate the fact tt chole was sitting 3 seats behind me.
she's a lil...
whacked.
everytime she sees me its like... woah.
and azrina was teasing me about andrea.
what did i ever do to azrina to receive such treatment?!?!?!?
i m nice!
i sit down and read my storybooks during assembly like what u say!!!!
whats ur prob?!
goddamn it anger management....
i know.
im random.

erm, went home with di gene.
he was going crooked.
he told me shermain ca only make him straight.
i proved him wrong.
i talked to him, every sentence got the word straight in it.
oso, whenever he goes crooked, i will azrina him.
so it was like, get STRAIGHT to the point.
let me get this STRAIGHT.
di gene told me how gay and **** his juniors were.
well, there's this gay who puts his arms parallel to the upper body.
hands on shoulders.
iwill demo if u dun understand.

well, i thot my juniors were horrible.
well, at least the 1/7 and 1/4 ppl are.
these 1/4 ppl are nice, but irritating.
i mean cmon?!
catching?!
erm what else..
freeze & melt?!?!?!
erm...
virus?!?!?!
3 words.
what the fark.
i mean seriously man.
the worst part about it...
is they say im not mature.
what the fark?!
*okay maybe im not, but they are way more immature!*
and the 1/7 guys.
kuai lan sia.
its like, my seniors and sec 2 cca ppl,
for no apparent damned reason,
go say my "girlfriend" is in the hall,
they all go find her sia.
then i was like,
how are u guys gonna find out there's more than one girl...
then they were like,
dun worry, henry is oso in badminton.
omg.
these 1/7 ppl.
so sociable.

my life.
its hell man.

P.S.
my history got E8 not F9
harhar!
but its like half the marks of the top scorer....
sighs*
saded.

2009-05-08T17:16:00.002+08:00

well, i seriously have to update more often...
erm...
let's see...
the big stuff...

erm, exams over.
erm, jason is a total bastard. 2/5 de.
erm, i owe some ppl an apology.
erm, i think i cleared andrea frm these rumors. *just"think"*
erm, unfortuinately, to clear her, i had to make a new wan.
erm, the rumor actually lasted for 8 months...
erm, i'm bastardizingppl with kinderjoys and a lot of spare change.
erm, i hate my new keyboard.
erm, i got 31/40 for my oral.
erm, i keep saying erm
erm, wei jun is the fat conductor in thomas & his friends.
erm, played dai di during CL oral, we were like 10feet from the teacher.
erm, guan lao shi rewarded my patience by letting me see everyones results.
erm, i hate my cca, cos today have, but i pon go watch star trek.
erm,star trek is maniacal.
erm, i actually watche x men origins twice.
erm, wtf is this? eve of public holiday no student price movie tickets?!
erm, i ll be watching:
nite @ musuem 2
transfomrer 2
terminator 4
harry potter 6
monster vs alien
tts about it.
as u mite have noticed.
why i hate my new keyboard.
there are a friggn lotta typos.

adios.
nothing more to say.

2009-05-01T08:29:00.002+08:00

exam...
ok english was easy.
i love mr baker.
cl was ok ok la.
can pass lo.
for the cl si han i write the second question.
and everyone else wrote the 1st one.
i ddnt write the 1st one cos i couldnt understand/translate.

so ytd after cl exam...
decided to chill out a lil.

went to IMM with chloe, jodie, jia yu and daniel
2/5 ppl are so weird/whacked.
will upload pictres some other time.

any random thing can make them laugh, esp chloe.
i was saying, tomato, potato, then KUMquats.
they all go ki siao.
i wastotally freaked out.
chloe was like sit here eugene!!! if not i call batman to b-eat u up!
and then maniacal laughter.
*she actually read the benedict blog.*
trying to grab my icecream to no avail.
LOL.
then we created tis phrase.
roflolmao pronounced as (ruffle-le-mao)
ruffle le mao is actually 3 different languages...
ruffle- english le- frrench mao-chnese.
in other words its actually...
ruffle the hair.
hmmm...
roflolmao!

i WILL upload the crazy pics of us @ IMM.
cos its seriously friggin funny.
nice break.
sighs.
i havent do art.
anyone knows how to?

2009-04-27T17:36:00.002+08:00

i know i shouldnt be blogging.
in fact i should be sudying for CL.
but how the hell do study for that?
anyway...
today was such a bust.
er...
first thing in da morning...
msg from my cca chairman:
Guys,pls take note tt this friday(aka labour day) we might have to come back to school.
i was like:
WTF?! u cant be serious?!
chairman:
i am.
i was like:
go screw urself. *point middle finger*
then mr soh happen to see me.
sian 20 pumping early in the morning...

lets see...
erm...
geog.
nth.
recess.
did hw.
no dai di.
er...
maths.
nth.
el.
BORING HELL.
only andrea got sick(medically).
and di gene too(sexually).
whats this swine flu?
i nvr thot missing out news for 2 days would make me miss out on this.
anyway...
CT
no CT.
play paper aeroplane.
and dai di.
CL
nth. nth at all.

home.
walk with henry.
sat bus with madeline, xuanying huimin.
the 3 of them call some 3/8 girl suckling pig.
ihave to admit she really is one.
after tt 4 of us went popular.
then me n madeline take mrt.
huimin and xy go home too.
i never thought these ppl will go home so early.
er...
madeline ask me help her buy stuff.
hai wo miss the train.
miss train nvr mind.
thenext train had technical error when it reach bukit gombak station.
which is one station away from mine.
cannot move for 15 mins.
must be jammed right now.
er...
cabbed frommrt to home.
showered.
ate.
blogging.
done.

2009-04-26T15:56:00.003+08:00

i have mugged.
lol.
update.

anyway...
changing blogskin.

i m willing to exchange my maths brains and art skill and history stuff
if someone can help me in GEOGRAPHY AND SCIENCE!
GEOG SCI AND MATH ALL DOUBLE WEIGHTED!
plus science have to ge A1 to clear me from my punishment for playng dai di in class.
FARK!
I NEED A GEOG AND SCI TUTOR.
i can be a hist an math tutor!!!
XD

anyway...
today i actually studied geog for 2 hours.
and i seriously hate population.

band practice was cancelled!
awww.
some ppl exams coming.
lol.
gonna find some new blogskin.
got a lotta complaints on this one.

haha! liverpool u think u can win?
no way!
ha man u beat tot 5-2!!!
ok
changing blogskin now.

2009-04-21T20:14:00.005+08:00

lets see.
whats interesting today...
im rather reluctant to blog.
ok...
thrashed weijun.
21-7
yay.
NYAA.
digene went berserk @ captain's ball.
we were all hoping SOMEONE scored an owngoal.
but no.
nxt wk muniyandisim will be back.
after nyaa...
play
play
play
badminton.
rally with elias.
play w/ jieying, huiying, jasmin, elias, henry, er... who else....
ah xin yuan and clement and yong fu.
i thrash most of them...
except badminton cca ppl la.
lol.
i dunno whats huiying's problem...
keep on wan pair with me de.
even when i say,
yu de is gonna saw my head off!
she still wan pair w/ me....
anyway...
henry actually didnt play soccer.
cool.
trying to degrade his pie-kia-ness.
lol.
sian...
i should be studying.
*hmm, i actually study?*
seriously i dun.
i mean...
last year, i didnt study and i got 10th position in class.
p6 tt time nvr study for psle...
still get 244.
some more 2 A*
PLUS
my doctor says i suffer from short term memory loss.*seriously*
eh...
what was i gonna say next...
oh ya.
go "study" @ library.
i was playing fifa 09 on my phone...
jason gave up with geography.
andrea gave up on maths.
elias gave up on history.
as for me?
i gave up on art.
im NOT doing art.
U HEAR ME RUTH-LESS NG?!
T.T
art is killing me.
i drew a bowling ball which looks like a box.
pro right?
my talent departed me.
LOL.
anyway,
after "studying"
me weisheng yifei jason went mac.
compile a list of...
suspects for the benedict blog.

Prime suspects:
Me
Jason
Xin Yuan
Di Gene
Other suspects:
erm...
madeline???
xuan ying???
andrea???
wei jun
benedict himself.?!?!?!!!!
ok...
i kenna cross out cos i m a designer freak.
i will personally create a blogskin suitable for er... benedict.
jason kenna cross out cos i dunno why...
di gene kenna cross out cos he doesnt blog plus he doesnt even knows whats a cbox.

XIN YUAN is left behind.
he created his new blog at the same time of benedict's new blog.
PRIME SUSPECT

remaining suspects:
madeline- cos of xuanying's reason
xuanying- cos recently she hated benedict for smth...
andrea- no idea... maybe becos i was there compling the list...
er...
who else...
wei jun- longs to be bigger than him. plus he's a total kuai lan kia.
benedict himself- to use this blog as a mind weapon to confuse ppl till hey eat their own brains.

in the end...
madeline xuanying and andrea crossed out...
cos they dun noe the LIFE EQUATION of 5.75
wei jun crossed out. same reason as di gene.
benedict. cross out... seriously insulting himself is something stupid.

in the end the only suspect is xin yuan.

BUTTTTTT.
i noe who did it.
and xin yuan is not the one.
or maybe he is.
hahahahahahahaha.
just think.
THINK.
who would create such crappy jokes?
obviously i dunnot create them, i only laugh at them.
how many ppl in our class blogs?!
how many guys blog?! only 4. me, jason, benny, xinyuan.
how many girls who blog have grudge against benedict*he's so kind!*
lol.
but seriously...
judging by the blogger's doings...
he seriously wants to die soon.

2009-04-20T18:06:00.002+08:00

See.
Updated.
ok...
lets go through...
Sat:
went to nan hua high for NE quiz.
got 5th position.
it seems sucky...
but its 5th outta 66 schools.
anyway...
how many ppl even noe what Tetra Pak is and who is minister of health?!
sian.
tmr most likely will be going up 0n stage to receive award.
bleh... already have the award still want mrs cheah to pass to us...
in the end bring the plaque there in the end still bring back.
...
grats.
kwok ying got 9th position out of 198 students...
i should have copied his answers.
he was very open.

sun:
went to practise w/ donny & gang.
donny sounds so gay.
lol.
went to the "playground"
practise practise practise...
my fingers are still numb.
i decided to change from electric to acoustic.
no more J-POP hello C-POP and POP.

mon:
well....
heard tt vilau will not be in for another week.
cool.
early morning go staff room.
siannnedd.
just when i thot i could showcase the trophy in class....
anyway...
recently im obsessed with dai di.
no more soccer.
all dai di.
getting kinda....
i dunno...
weird?
jason went si beh horny today.
xin yuan hopefully not influenced.
went study.
went buy books.
went home.
went cycling with gang.
ok, not gang...
just downstair neighbourhood kaki-s.
cycling race.
i seriously have to get some oil.
well...
its 9 days from the exams...
sadened.
D:
should be studying.
but i cant seems to overcome my addiction on the internet.
i need counselling.

2009-04-16T20:06:00.002+08:00

HOLY SHIT.
TODAY WAS SHITY.
I GOT KUAI LAN BY SO MANY BO LIAO TEACHERS!
WORST THING IS...
nvm if i reveal this, Andrea is so gonna kill me.
or maybe jason.
i dunno.
i knew rumours spread far and wide.
but i didnt know it would spread THIS far and THIS wide.
teachers...
they *____* me.

teachers tt kuai lan me today.
kokila vani- "what are u drooling at?!"
mr soh chun fei- "eugene, i heard tt u HAVE been doing well in ur science." *i noe its random*
carlsen tay- "hey, has ur gf been raped?"
mrs chin- "really? i thot ppl like u associate with the less smart ppl?"
mr methias- "i neeed u to do this project tt project blah blah blah."
mdm ros- "eh, are u sure u didnt throw bottles?" *oh shit she rmbrs my face!*
dawn wong- "eugene, my sweet darling, u dun greet me after my year of teachings?"
mrs lim- "eh, eugene, i heard tt u like TOOT. she's a smart girl. blah blah blah... but i think ur too young for such things." i was like... FARK! GODDAMN IT!

I HATE U ERNEST TANG JUN JIE!
just when i thot u wouldnt blackmail me.
thanks a lot shawn!
thanks for spreading to the CCA!
thanks a lot wen qi!
for the same thing u did!
I WANNA DIE!
I M PISSED.
IF A SINGLE DROP OF WATER DRIPS ON ME OR A SINGLE WORD REGARDING PORJECTS EVER COME OUT FROM UR MOUTH.............
I TELL U, U R SO DEAD.

i seriously need a break.

2009-04-15T19:21:00.003+08:00

i have no idea why...
i think im just random.
my password for this blog is lilypadsofdoom.
unfortunately...
i somehow forgotten my user...
i dun use the email address.
plus i click the remember me button.

rejoice!
our class badminton guys and girls both won!
girls won cos opposition not there.
boys won cos of jason.
the above info is jason tell me de.

well farewell ncc boys.
for at least the day.

hmm.

today...
pe 2.4km.
owned.
13 min 4 secs.
awesome!
first in the 6.
owneed edmund aniq wei jun madeline xuanying and elias?
elias go where ar?
i dun recall seeing him.
stupid standing broad jump!
if only i wasnt 14.
daamn it!
fail by one cm is just unbelievable!

life seems boring without the ncc guys.
and trixie wasnt here for 3 days to say crappy stuff.

anyway,
science.
nth much.

recess.
dai di.
game four times.
ownage.
pure ownage.

art.
guess what?
dai di!
hahahaha!
pro right?
but my luck went down...
lose like hell.
benedict sibeh jian la.
after tt play blackjack.
done with tt.

cme.
got scolding.
kenna chosen to go to hall to write about what i witness.
and what i did.
as i was one of the "culprits"
im totally innocent la.
all i did was go with mrs anba just cos i threw a bottle into a bin.
anyway,
wei jun bao do,
oh shit!!!
the teacher is not mrs anba!
its mdm rose!
OMG!
my report write wrong liao!!!
ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.T
anyway whats done cannot be undone.
wei jun bao do us.
worst thing was bao do benedict.
he wasnt even in class.

assembly.
nth much.
as usual pass down messages.
nice dance.
saw my asean scholar cca seniors
jason bill shen kai all at the back.
wee hao was way at the side.
sheng wu was in front.
oh yah.
sheng wu was pissed today.
cos liverpool lost chelsea 7-5 on aggregate!
hahahaha!
liverpool sucks!

in assembly i was trying my best to come up with some foolproof plan to pon cca.
unfortunately mrs lim spotted me shawn and thomas.
dang.
i acted sick.
even though i oreedi am.
but i wasnt sick enough.
stupid ernest.

k.
i just check my cbox thingy.
which has the IP address thing.
i just realised tt it doesnt work well.
the benedict post...
on my cbox.
the IP add is the same as jason's and mine?!
wtf?
then worst still is got another IP address.
and tt IP address matches madeline's.
woah.
i dunno how this IP thingy works.
in the end couldnt pon cca.

cca was crappy.
went to clementi cc.
gave out damned flyers.
sleep on a bench.
played the worst truth or dare game ever.
whoever thought tt my seniors could be sadistic?
but they owe my 10 bucks each.
cos they dared me to conceal myself in a rubbish bin.
if i didnt i owe them 10 vice versa.
so i did.
cool.
guys!
i expect my 80 dollars tmr!

after cca.
go home lo what else?

2009-04-13T19:38:00.002+08:00

sian...
feel sick.
i just vomitted.
i dun feel like going to school tmr...
but how can i miss a day of school w/o mr vilau muniyandi?!
vilau is said to be on leave for this week.

siannnnenedddedenende.d...
sry for randomness.

hmmm...
i ll skip school.
the only stuff tt happened tt was somewhat cool...
- maths CT
- henry backing out on yi qian
- andrea puking
- clement punched my nose
- i ve been laughing uncontrollably... like Joker.

after school.
went dating with jia hui!
ok maybe not since domonic and sheryl were at jurong point too.
the four of us went watch Knowing.
it was hmmm.... great?
i just hate the adam and eve part.
it sucks.
love the apocalypse.
i feel so sorry for steven.
he's like the only guy in our band tt is not engaged.
maybe its his age.
he's sec 3.
me and jia hui sec2.
dom and sherry sec 4.
haizzz. ... poor stevie.
must recruit 1 more person!
after all, i only compose songs and write lyrics.
i dun play...
but anyways........
Knowing is cool.
especially the part where the ppl who survived the plane crash...
then something exploded...
boom
and they scream and die, faces burning.
i think should be NC16.
seriously, if u were there, u will get emotionally scars seeing ppl die in front of u.
and u can do absolutely nothing about it.
scary.

2009-04-08T18:56:00.003+08:00

today was...
i dunno.
weird?

morning.
meeting by ernie.
he told me kwok ying wilson avery,
" okay guys! i have chosen the 4 of u to represent the school for NE quiz!"
we were all like...
WTF?!
continue,"tts good news kay!"
even more WTF?!
continue, " u only have to learn university geography..."
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!
i backed out.
literally.
but obviously failed.

PE.
didnt run 2.4 km for the first time in sec school life!
being timer was fun!!!
its like...
ur standing there doing nth.
reading times to ppl.
kinda retarded.
but downright fun.
jeffrey failed.
15:33
fail by 3 secs.
woah.
jian cong run kinda gay.
the way he chiong is like jin he-ian (2/5) run de.
madeline and xunying took 7mins 40 secs for one round.
amazing sia.
elias took 20 mins 56 secs for entire thing.
woah.

science.
jason do the crappy squirt thing.
i m getting pissed.
i can like punch him in the face....
but obviously i ll be suspended.
just like what happened in primary school...
and secondly his bro got gang.
dang.
i totally gonna flunk science.
cos i have no idea what the teacher is talking...
and i have a bastardizing person diagonally in front of me.

recess.
nth.
walked round in circles.
went after my juniors.
in fact...
i nearly noe every sec 1.
and their names are easy to rmbr.
theres yan xiang from 1/1, the retard tt flashes and like to kick our football.
theres hector from 1/2, like to mess up ppl de names.
theres hey hey hey.... 1/3... i noe no one from there yet.
theres xin siang from 1/4 likes to call me junior. *wait till i wear long pants!*
theres jerry from 1/5 and badminton
theres shane and gorrila from 1/6 drama and NPCC
theres ching siang from 1/7 sex maniac
and of cos...
ulmesh(sry dunno how spell) from 1/8. *what cca is he in arh?*

art.
kenna punish.
why?!
cos madeline ~~take~~ snatched my artwork.
i take back from her...
ms ng come scold me.
WTF IS THIS?!
heck care forgive and forget.
*as if i can...*

errr...
then what ar...
duh...
ah yes.
PC.
do english during PC!
worst thing to do!
compo.
i choose question 3!
cos last time i laughed during national anthem and kenna tio by VP.
XD

assembly!
i love the wen qi passing down move
and then dance move.
its AWESOME!
i added it in in our secret handshake.
which is not so secret anymore.

NSW.
boring.
after finsih i started bastardizing WEI JUN!
he sarks.
i was like, "hey listen!" *pull and push the table in the auditorium*
he: what? *upon not hearing anything*
then he whack me!
lol.
he was so smart.
ok for those of u who do not understand.
the table is not squeaking...
therefore... he OILED the table.
XD
i m so innocent!

after school...
me cai jun yi can jia chin clement and some say yuki from 2/5
bastardize wei jun.
but i was his main target.
we were all bastardizing him like hell la.
he scratches.
yuki has some problem/grudge against me.
i dunno why.

anyway...
pang seh wei jun @ west mall XD
went popular wanted to buy some stuff.
then i say andrea.
she totally scared me.
some more when i testing pen tt time...
i saw her name on a post-it
weird.
ok not weird considering the fact tt she might have been testing pens as well.
anyway got my stuff go CD shop.
got more of my stuff.
went home.
sleep.
sleep.
facebook.
tts what i do nearly everyday.

2009-04-07T19:49:00.002+08:00

well...
xin yuan is pro.
yoghurt is the best medicine.
it cured my PMS.
all i did was ate some yoghurt.
then i was thinking, "yikes so sour!"
"hmm.... creamy..."
"ouh a fruit!"
"down the hatch baby!"
"i m thinking to myself..."

today jeffrey jasmin and who ar?
nvr come.
so quiet.
we lost our football.
ok...
we left our football at the court.

history really seems more interesting.
i mean...
now our science teacher seems so...
guillible?
random?
plain weird?
yup.
and english, boring.
geog, more &$%&#&
NYAA is new now.
do PT.
i wanted to see some ppl do push up.
unfortunately, the some ppl have to run 25 rounds round de hall.
and even if they nvr run i was in front.
enjoyed it.
i must be crazy.

played badminton.
paired up with benedict.
nvr thot he was tt good.
play against 2 sec 1s.
i practically know every sec 1...
cos i guide them @ sungei buloh...
and im the joking guy who always kenna scolded...
*attention seeker*
anyways...
i nvr thot the sec 1 could be so...
off form?
our school is very agressive.
always smash de.
i hit light shots, *just fly over net*
they cannot hit back la.
lol.
oh and guys...
NEVER EVER PLAY BADMINTON WITH WEI JUN.
he sucks.
he doesnt know the rules.
he cant even serve.
he smashes like a .... i dunno pig?
i m just... a lil effed up.
well...
i hit my knee today.
it kinda hurts.
i mean...
it really really hurts!
*tmr dunnid run 2.4!*
henry...
dun be surprised if u find bloodstains on ur racket.
trust me u dun wanna.

ok...
i dunno what is shermains problem...
yi fei just pissed her off this morning...
and she came after me...
just cos she cant get yi fei.
wtf.
take my bag and pass round the girls.
du lan sia.
i m pissed off with her.

im pissed off with green club too.
my blardy senior is pushing all da work to the "secretary"
plus my blardy juniors, who noe about my rumours thanks to SHAWN...,
just gave me and _blank_ the codename A&E.
A & E is supposed to be accident and emergencies.
not _blank_ and me!
just when i thot these nerdy gays could nvr get back at me...
*sighs*

2009-04-06T18:05:00.002+08:00

well...
my PMS (periodic mood swing) according to madeline...
just died down today.
i was friggin emotionally stressed.
who noes?
maybe it ll be back tmr...
i got mood swing cos...
THREE VERY DIFFERENT GIRLS...
DID THREE VERY SIMILAR THINGS TO ME...
OVER THE PAST THREE DAYS...
...
i should keep it personal...
...
yup i should.
anyway...
happy bdae.
sheng re kuai le
selamat hari jadi
ハッピーバースデートゥーユー
песня, исполняющаяся
zhen yi.
congrats.
nice cake.
*sighs*
feeling...
rather...
sad. again.

Decided to add title... CAI JUN BDAE!

2009-04-03T18:56:00.003+08:00

bleh.
today is really...
well...
indescribable.

CIT.
cancelled due to band SYF.
have to admit they are pretty good.

CMT.
did nth much.
copied the words.
play cards.

then...
Science.
i think chem is getting a lil chim liao.
i hate balancing equations.

Recess,
hardly anyone played soccer today.
wasted my bloody time.
found out tt wei jun can actually play soccer and badminton.
of course,
he sucks @ both.

maths.
wasnt paying attention at all.
cos i practically completed the entire thing already.
clement gave me a weird dare.
to change my class tee name.
wtf.
and clement went totally crazy about me when all i said,
"andrea, ur hair is flopping down on one side."
hmm...
psycho.

EL.
killer litter.
xin yuan threw the metal waterbottle outta the window.
woah. O.O
chiong-ed the oral discussion.

kk.
i have to say...
group study is probably...
one of the most...
RETARDED
periods of all time.
i mean...
its one free period la.
and obviously...
what kinda person will use tt kind of time to actually study?
ok...
played a lil badminton @ the back of the class.
did a lil' homework.
read a lil' shakespeare stories.
slept a lil' bit.
wished cai jun a really happy bdae!
well...
he got cake.
a small one.
but its the thought tt counts.
*totally jealous*
**sad-ed. nvr get anything. lol.**
***actually can hor... but why i say i dun wan!!!***

lunch.
i didnt had lunch.
nvr ate breakfast and lunch or recess.
as usual.
went to play badminton.
it was seriously confusing.

at first
me VS huiying+jieying
elias VS huiying+jieying
elias VS jasmin+ jie ying Huiying VS wei lin
me + elias VS jasmin + jie ying " " " "
jason+xin yuan VS 2 sec1 ppl. elias VS wei lin
"" "" me + elias VS wei lin and pei shan
andrea VS the 1/5 guy think he very tall me+ xin yuan+ jason VS weilin pei shan and yuki
"" "" Me+elias+xy+jay VS wei pei and yu
"" "" *play si beh long sia* me VS pei shan + yuki

END after mr lim come.
sianned.
tt elias racket seriously very... flimsy?
ok simply speaking it sucks.
it sucks.
sucks to the core.
very loose.
anyway, xin yuan seriously pro at serving.
aim my head de.
i seriously pro at smashing.
hit my own leg de!
well... during this period of time i was seriously stunned.
*dunno if i should say this...*
should i?
well...
tag first.
i will sms u if u REALLY REALLY wanna noe.

after tt CCA.
somehow i felt really...
emotional despressed.
all my juniors say i emo.
normally, i would be happy happy, jooke around with them de.
but today...
just dun feel like it.
painting @ west coast...
tts about it.
forgot to take pics cos i played music full blast while we painting.
i was their emo DJ.
playing emo songs...
like...
i dunno...
breakeven by the script?
well...
after tt dinner-ed @ mac.
went home... emo-ing.
going for HK trip this june.
so guys...
PLS PLS PLS dun put class outing between 15-18 june!
cos i will be 6000km away from home.
probably wasting 4 days of my life listening to lectures.
kwok ying said his 4D3N cambodia trip had a lot of shopping.
i look at my itinery...
all admin stuff.
at least one day got go disneyland la.
but so childish.
and pathetic.
anyway....
what is CX airlines?

2009-04-02T18:58:00.002+08:00

Well...
today was... holy?
I m a lil mad today...
as in angry and crazy.
so dun be surprised by anything i say from this point on.

Well.
PE!
Nothing much.
jeffrey said, " WHERES MY HUIYING?!" LOL!
YU DE GONNA SAW UR HEAD OFF!
Did five stations.
Standing broad jump
185cm - FAILED BY ONE CM! ONE MERE CM!
sit ups- 40
shuttle run- 10.5 secs
pull ups-26, just get A can liao. lay do more, shawn did 49
sit and reach- 40 cm

geog.
mrs lim seems to be a lil perky recently...
didnt pay much attention as usual.
somehow i enjoyed today's lesson.
not cos i grouped with andrea la.
maybe its cos of the wild wild wet thing...

recess.
did nth.
seriously. nth.

chinese.
lol.
guan lao shi totally pissed.
i had no idea why and @ what.
cos i seriously wasnt paying attention @ all.
even if i did, i cannot understand.

maths.
the chin nvr come.
so one free period.
wild wild wet!
me and jason were cheers-ing each other by pouring water all over each other heads.
awesome!
of course i was drenched.
jason wasnt very much drenched.
dang.
well.
after tt...
did the maths worksheet which has answers on it!
got my CLASS COM BADGE!
hahaha!
after tt...
listen to my walkman.
read the 6 shakespeare stories.
ok... i didnt read... cos it was simply shit cannot understand.
so~...
exchanged info with trix and andrea.
gave them round the world in 80days stuff.
they give me 6shakespeare stuff.
cool trade.

art.
need i say more?
boring?
yup totally.
shawn did a story on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
should check it out some time.

lunch.
aint no lunch.
find mrs yue.
cos ytd nvr go NSW.
and cool! guess what!
i dun nid take! no replacement!
PLUS!
next week i have CCA AGAIN!
can pon!
wheee~!

ok.
dismissed liao.
wei jun say he treat me lunch.
i was like woah-ed.
after all the "oil-ing" i had done to him.
feel so shameless...
NOT!
ok.
dunno what his problem.
he wan blanja dunno eat what.
ok.
he said KFC.
KFC.
Me: go jurong point lo.
WJ: dun wan la too far!
ppl walking towards 143 bustop
then have to walk back!
to 176 bus stop
Me: then west mall lo.
WJ: ok ok.
Andrea( in front of us, somehow going to take 176): u stalking me arh?
me: no! why would i?! (even though i love to)
WJ: ok ok i save u from her.
me: wha?
176 bus come.
so crowded.
me: come there got space.
WJ: nvm go take other bus.
me: kan ni na la!
WJ: look i noe andrea is onboard but now i want u to eat.
me: *point middle finger.*
so go to take 51.
Me: go IMM.
WJ: ok lo.
reach JE interchange.
WJ: ok nvm go Lot 1.
me: why?!
WJ: IMM no KFC la!
me: eat mos burger la!
WJ: no.
me: wtf is ur problem man.
WJ: i treat u listen!
walking halfway to MRT.
saw jia yu wayne and edmund.
jia yu and i do secret handshake.
lol.
wayne was begging me how to do.
edmund was making retarded comments on wei jun
wayne said...
wei jun! how come ur phone, ( the sliding up down one) slide so easily arh?
WJ: i dunno. this phone sucks.
All of us were laughing except him cos we noe the answer is oil!
ok.
eat KFC @ LOT 1.
made a lotta shitty comments.
there were 2 girls tt keep staring @ wei jun.
he eat the chicken...
bone stick out of mouth yuck.
i nvr wanna eat again.
kk.
after tt.
went to this shop called PLAYCRAFT.
watch and play Mortal Kombat VS DC heros.
I owned wei jun like hell sia!
hahahaha!
he think superman is pro but it sucks!

after tt...
i went library. cos somehow wei jun pang seh me.
borrowed one book.
slept in the library.
listened to the same song on my walkman over and over again.
cos i simply loved it.
slept in the library until 6.
went home, tired.
blogging.
eating.
facebooking.
hoping i can finsih art by tonight.
i have the art book and variety thing to do.
heh heh.
still have to help my bro understand his science.

ouhhs.
wei jun have stead sia.
*barfs*
u check his phone.
theres this gal called angella.
she sms him, muaks muaks! love u lots thanks!
holy shit la.
i m done.

2009-03-30T19:10:00.003+08:00

Well.
I m updating.
All i can say is...
Monday Blues.
Since everyone want to know so much about my life story then fine.

Monday blues.
sighs.
History.
kinda boring.

AH! HECK WITH SCHOOL!

FACEBOOK!
TEACHERS!

LILY SMTH GUAN
SOH CHUN FEI
SMITHY METHIAS
KOKILA VANI
LOH MUN FEI
CARLSEN TAY
YEO SIEW MUI

andddddddddddddddddddddd~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vilau?
LOL!
vilau dun have larh!
hahaha.

2009-03-21T16:14:00.002+08:00

since a lotta ppl are demanding for me to update fine.
i shall do so since everyone love me so much.
i update.
LOL jk jk.

sianned.
this holiday sucks
i miss school.
anyway...
i very busy now.
i have 4 blogs to update.
1. class blog
2. personal blog
3. green club blog
4. band blog
sry 5 blogs
5. 6C blog.

wtf.
its a good thing i didnt make any anti-whosoever blog.
well...
lets see

HAPPY BELATED BDAE BROTHER!
u 18th-of-march-ian!
tt strawberry frosting tastes great and totally fab!

well...
lemme think...
WELCOME BACK CAMBODIA AND NAN JING PPL!
namely kwok ying andrea sri and vengard(dunno how spell) &
yi fei wei jun and elias(i dun feel like welcoming this guy)
heard tt di gene and henry nvr go.

well.....
got CCA.
9hour session.
8 hours in front of the computer.
configuring software.
fuck it.
green club 9hours.
tt is nearly... 18X our normal session!
which is half an hour...

well...
got tuition.
xiao qi was siao siao today.
seriously.
i mean like...
chen jun fell down only... cos of i dunno what.
and all i did was said, "u fell down cos of the oil from ur body."
and then xiao qi was laughing like hell.
for the next 2 hours.
she practically didnt do any work.
and the teacher was like... oblivious.
lol
2hours of continuous laughing.
power.
i think she cried.
but anyway...

well...
today.
painting @ west coast park.
and everyone was like after me.
cos i got my A1 in art.
but heck with tt.
tts no achievement.
winning a debate with tian yi!
AH tts an achievement!
no one has won an arguement so far.
other than teachers...
so here s what happenned.
we were arguing about his theory of all men are gays.
Tian Yi: u see, even if a guy is man enough to have sex, he makes children.
me: how does tt = gay?!
ty: cos the wife give birth to son. and then the husband will have to love the son! which = gay!
me: then what about those who nvr married?
ty: they r gay cos they do not have sex!
me: oic
ty: see, all men are gay!
me: including urself.
ty: yup!
me: well, what if the wife delivers a girl instead of a guy?
ty: o ya hor.
me: ha! in ur face!
ok tts what happenned.

kwok ying is crazy about me and u-noe-who
he put a picture of u-noe-who as his wallpaper.
and try to make me salivatate or w/e
curse the cambodia trip!
curse his cam!
whyye! whyye! whyye did kwok ying take a picture of u-noe-who standing on a rock?!
whyye!
*sobs*

2009-03-15T16:06:00.002+08:00

wootz!
i got myself a new phone sarkers!
be jealous of my new BLACK WALKMAN W595!
bitches.
bastards.

still getting use to sony ericson phones.
ok.
anyway.
i spent 2 and a half hours verifying if what madeline said/tagged was true.
u went through 224 posts.
and i probably skipped some.
fine la.
i admit.
i have been doing THAT.
but it started only after january.
lol.
in ur face.
bang!

2009-03-13T18:53:00.002+08:00

OMG!
i went to madeline's blog.
then i saw this link.
i was wondering wth is it.
when i open and read,
it left me laughing for half an hour.
http://i-cant-live-without-u-ai-chen.blogspot.com/

anyway, i skip everything bah.
nitro kick me out of his class party D:
reece crushed his result slip.
jason lost his.
gaurav tore his.
mine was... perfect?
anyway, CCA was boring.

the only fun part was the start of school and end of it.
there was a power failure.
way to end the last day of school.
mr rafeek was back.
O yeah!
somehow i kinda "miss" his presence in school.

the end of school...
i took the mrt
with a bunch of 1/6 ppl.
who were still crazy about me.
and somehow remembered me.
dang it.
anyway, they were singing some song.
then i realised it was Uptown Girl - westlife
lol.
anyway, they were pestering me on the mrt.
keep asking who i like.
in the end, cause of $10, i told them.
cool. i got $10 for telling them some stuff.
so, erm...
a few ppl from 1/6 noe who i like liao.
uh oh.
i kinda regret.
LOL.
:P sala....

2009-03-12T17:32:00.003+08:00

i feel so bored.
and thristy.

why bored?
cos wei jun not in school.
i have no one to torture.
my seniors are just a form of entertainment during recess and lunch.

why thristy?
cos i was going to bubble tea store.
then andrea was there.
then kwok ying was with me.
going there = die.
so i came back home,
drink some juice.
sour juice.

english.
died.

science.
there was this "hot" teacher according to johnathan.
substitute teacher = hot
what kinda logic is tt?!

recess.
soccer.

chinese.
new teacher.
ms lim will be back in july.
this teacher was also "hot"
or maybe "hotter"
ms guan.
well, i kenna tio by teacher.
she was saying tt i was doodling.
well, if u guys are wondering what me clement edmund and jia chin doodled.
we were doodling BLUES CLUES!
and writing down lyrics.
like these 2.

We have found all 3 clues!
we just figured out blue's clues!X3
cos we re very smart.

heres the mail
that never smth....
it makes me wanna wag my tail
when it comes i wanna wail
maiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil~~~~~~!

We gotta find another paw print, that's our second clue.
We put in our notebook cuz it's who's clues?
Blue's Clues!
Sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think.
Cuz when we use our minds, take a step out a time, we can do anything that we wanna do!

then jason tell clement and me about benedict.
go to jason's blog for more details.
cos if i provide details i will tio ben power.

if u guys watch TV.
theres this show called Ben 10.
he can morph into 10 + 1 +1 aliens
tts 12.
reminds me of...
primary one maths addition!
10+1+1=12!

maths.
nth.
pure un-understandable stuff.

NYAA.
wilson suay tio every week.

lunch.
nth.

service leearning.
played truth or dare.
me andrew and andrea keep zhong-ing.
clement si beh tyco
i still owe 1 dare.
andrea oso.
both r physical stuff.
wth.
i hate dares.

i think tts it.
o yeah,
after soccer, jeffrey buy the shock thing.
then lester keep shocking ppl with it.
the xin yuan bei song after he kenna shock.
it was okay la.
just numb only.
done.

2009-03-11T20:09:00.002+08:00

Well.
nth much today.
lets see.
Wei jun and elias are gone.
FINALLY.
My long awaited dream comes!
But it will cease to exist after the holidays...
ok.
let's just skip to lunch cos today really is boring.
ok fine assembly.
shermain was sitting 2 seats away.
she kept bugging me asking where di gene was.
and i had to keep replying SYF! SYF! SYFFFFFFFFF!
wtf.
she is in need of CONTROL.
lunch...
ok.
i heard 3 different ppl saying, "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL" today.
first was clement, he was talking about jason.
then, jason came in.
second was wayne, talking about vilau.
then, vilau walk past.
LOL
third was jason, talking bout me.
n i just happen to walk towards their table.
they were talking about Me-Knowing-Andrea-Bdae ?
hmm...
i had no idea.
well henry was somewhat jealous.
henry andrea went innova.
science stuff ppl go somewhere.
new media ppl go some competition.
ppl like me go tour guiding.
wednesdays are boring.

ok guiding.
i was guiding 1/6.
when mrs deborati said, " who want to be with this guide!" pointing to me.
majority of 1/6 raise their hand.
then i was shocked.
then, CM said, " wah! is he ur idol or smth?!"
1/6 reply," no, he's just cute and handsome!"
i was like, ..... dotz.

so i had 20 +++ ppl under me.
waddafuck.
and surprisingly they all very obedient and nice.
so one of the hyperrrr ppl striked up a conversation with me.
hyperrr: hi hotty.
me: wha?
hyperrr: nth.
me: ok... are u sure im THAT "gd looking"?
hyperrr: yes! yes! yes! yes! but wen qi looks btr.
me: yup true.
hyperrr: wen qi rawks rite?!
me*kinda freaked out*: ok... kinda find him irritating...
hyperrrr: no he ROCKS!
me: ok so?!
hyperrr: he ROCKS!
me: ok whyye?
hyperrr: cos he's btr than u!
me: ok i know tt so?
hyperrr: who is ur stead?!
me: i dun have one.
hyperrr: dun lie! ur gd enough to have a stead or maybe two!
me: no seriously i dun have one.
hyperrr: dun lie bitch!
me: no seriously i dun have, u can go ask Brendon*junior*
hyperrr: he says u have!
me: whadda?
hyperrr: he even told me the name!
me: ok who la?!
hyperrr: _ _ _ _ _ _
me: WTF!
me went to find brendon.
brendon died.
find source tt told brendan.
shawn mathai died.
eliminated all known information.
hyperrr died.
but b4 hyperrr died...
i gave her mental torture.
me: u like wen qi rite!
hyperrr: no! no! no!
me: pls la no hope lor.
hyperrr: no! no! no! i dun like him!
me: its obvious. no chance la, he sec 4 u sec 1... hardly possible.
hyperrr: shuddup!
me: plus different race some more.
hyperrr: EUGENE AND _ _ _ _ _ _!
the 20 +++ ppl heard it.
even ms deborati heard it.
IT WAS SHITTY.
the sec 1s and sec 2 and a few sec 3s noe about me and *******.
dang it.
and soon, the whole school mite noe.
thanks to wen qi.
FAGGOT PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL!

2009-03-09T18:16:00.002+08:00

well. its gonna be a long post.
so...
i shall summarise it.

Sun:
I AM JEALOUS!
jealous of steven's drumming skills.
I AM TIRED!
tired cos domonic ask me play The World on guitar twice.
FAGGOT!
nth much happened @ band practice.

Mon:
well.
going through fast.
Drama.
we had some emo-ish doll like teacher for drama.
she did silly stuff to me.
some taxi driver follow me thing.
then, we were talking about wei jun being emo and slittin his wrists.
then i said, is it even possible?
then cai jun lagh and laugh until he fell flat on te floor.
then when acting wei jun said smth funny.
help! my baby is going to my mothers womb!
then i was wondering wtf?!
it makes no sense.

Recess, nth much.
study for ting xie

CL
sucks.
nth much.

Science.
sucks more.

CT.
flunking for sure.
i dunno how do a shitload of shit.

lunch.
i forget what i did for lunch.
o yes.
i was fucked up.
2/2 ppl and 2/5 ppl noe about my eugene-andrea crap.
2/5 ppl knew this last year.
2/2 ppl just learnt it 2 wks ago.
Andrea, u need to learn a lesson.
tt is, in star programme...
Never EVER piss tt wei wen lover called boo kwok ying.
he s a total fucktard.

i feel like writing a formal letter.
Dear Boo Kwok Ying,
Just because Andrea pissed, i mean, angered you by talking about you and Sri, doesnt mean you can piss her back. Oops, i mean anger. plus, she is a girl. you should give her a chance. As the principal said several times during cross country... - CONTROL YOURSELF. Please also take note that by talking about Andrea's "relationship" involves me as well. So your actually... how would u say it.... killing 2 birds with one stone? ok. whatever.
Regards,
Eugene Yew.
*so gonna fail letter writing*

ART!
SO SIANNED!
anyway, design one bk.
jason draw some stuff about _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
as usual, it was funny.

after art!
supposedly wan play soccer de.
but fuck the rain.
then, wanted to go home,
then i realise i forget take back my CL tb.
run back to class.
then the blardy 2nd and 3rd floor the corridor kenna covered up thnks to exam.
in the end go 4th floor.
then when i run down one more floor,
i fell.
thnks to rain.
and jian cong was like hahahhaha!
purposely all down cos of andrea!
actually, i accidentally fell cos of her.
well, she was in front.
must prevent bang mah.
and my shoe not much friction.
anyway, where was i...
o yes,
i was too late.
cai jun locked the door liao.
so nth to do.
then, di gene ask me if i wanna go IMM by present for wilson.
i was reluctant.
then benedict forced me cos andrea was going.
and obviously...
suffering from benedict's ulti was not ideal...
so i just go.
then, @ the school gate, andrea's mom picked her up.
then, benedict posed no threat to me.
i decided to leave.
but benedict won the battle,
Ben: see, once andrea leaves, eugene leaves.
Me: no, its cause u have no threat anymore.
Ben: go find a btr excuse to go andrea house la.
then i still had no idea why i tagged along.

anyway, @ IMM.
it was fun.
we had ben-chase-jay sessions.
ben-made-DG-cry sessions.
a lotta stuff.
mcspicy-eating-sessions w/ ben
oh and somehow jian cong nvr piss benedict off.
SOMEHOW.
sian arh.
we were walking here, there.
in the end bought one love mei mei photo frame.
and one man u ez link card sticker.
tts it.
we have no idea what to buy.
cos wilson this kind of ppl no life de.
even jian cong @ least we can buy mushroomsfor him.

eat lunch.
benedict was curious about our "relationships"
and ask di gene and me questions.
i m wondering how come he liddat.
is he gonna bring a girl home one day?!
cool.
tts gonna be...
DEVASTATING?!
LOL.
i wonder wh at will happen if ben breaks down when he breaks up.

so go home le.
then ben come bastard me again.
why benedict cant take some other DAMN BUS!
kenna tio bout andrea again.
some crap about backstage passes on facebk.
and some "when will u confess?!"
stuff.
so sian.
kk

2009-03-06T20:38:00.002+08:00

i hate tay wei jun.
i have give him so many chances.
tt oily layered bastard just like shitting with ppl.
tt mother fucka kuai lan kia hai wo kenna mrs chin again.
this time i had to sit @ da back of the class.
WTF!
CCB MF GO EAT UR NB NAI LA!
i wun be surprised if u cant even grip the nip propely.
anyway, ur mouth is a dick.
ur cheeks r ur balls.
or should i say...
WERE ur balls.

anyway today got nth much.
just as usual...
juniors asking for my signature *ok... im just being egoistic...*
schooling
rumours of me and her again.
soccer.
schooling
rumours again.
jeez.
when will school change?

anyway happy belated bdae yi fei.
happy bdae jeffrey.
happy pre bdae xinyi.
nothing else.

cca sucks.
boring.
we could have actually settled the stuff in school instead of west coast la!

2009-03-05T20:23:00.003+08:00

HA!
i have broken the record!
not using the com for 2 days!
BLEH suckers!
LOL i noe. tts some lame achievement.
anyway i m done.
i guess u guys all noe bout the hui ying & company thing.
so i wun go further.
then clement say now i have to be the class de romeo and SHE have to be the class juliet.
and i was wondering like...
how come our class guys like other class girls?
clement was like, cos our class girls look like shit!
and so i say: so does clara look like shit?
clement twisted me arm.
gd thing is tt it cured my sprain or w/e u call it.

this morning i had news.
henry told me tt sheng kai was my competitor. (for andrea)
i was like, so?
henry was lyke, OMG! u r so unfaithful.
i waas like, so?
henry was lyke, dun worry since u 2 from same class u confirm win sheng kai wan.
i was like, *drags his bag on the floor to the dustbin*
ok.
i had it.
i have snapped.
ok, maybe i havent.
henry is finding more innocent ppl like me and sheng kai to replace his rightful place as "bf"
i hate his actions.
ok enough bout relationships.

madeline came out with some word called passe.
i think its been created oredi.
its french-ish.
and she's got some problem.
keep wanting me to be jealous.
of everything.

EL sux.
Science.
so far im 2nd highest i havent find someone tt got a mark between 32-36
for science CT.
yup.
i got 32 upon 40
wayne got 36!
siao ar.
36 is friggin high.
henry got 28.
johnnie 31.
clemetn 31.
jason 30.
elias 16.
wei jun 17.
i dunno whats the problem with girls.
u ask them for their marks,
they will reply u otherwise.

recess.
tried out da niu nike ball!
i kenna head twice.
first time was header.
second time was drop on my head.
my header is straight up wan!

MT.
kinda boring.
speaking of which,
i have to learn my ting xie.

maths.
kenna sai.
tt mother fucking oily yellow banana skin baby oil virgin oil pulp oil olive oil crude oil cooking oil lubricating oil petroluem oil bastard!
tio scolded by mrs chin.
all because of tt mother fucking nike oilybottle.
not waterbottle.

NYAA.
some ppl say today got grading.
in the end dun have.
i was still wondering why stefan i chen and aniq were called.
no reason.
dance was great.
as usual.
but seriously the lasso thing was tiring.

lucnh.
i did my hw.
listen to yi fei's story.
about how di gene flirts during pri school.
i yawned.
i slept.
i snored. *did i?*

EL remedial.
it was kinda retarded.
40 mins all gone thanks to technical difficulties.
then, i think andrea sick(biologically sick), then ran to toliet.
she push me 'roll-able' table.
the wheel went over my foot.
it was ok la.
not pain.
but somehow i bit my damned tongue.
hard.
very hard.
then i spat out blood.
wah it burns.

after remedial i play badminton with sec 1s.
then sheng kai came.
jian cong came.
henry came.
di gene came.
shermain came.
DS left.
jian cong left.
sheng kai left.
elias came.
i left ASAP.

kk i think im done.
tmr going west coast.
so, as assistant secretary of my cca, i shall...
slack.

2009-03-03T18:54:00.002+08:00

well today was nth much.
i had a seat change.
YEAH.
sian.
er.
our class wun win de recycliong bin competition.
my junior all choose other class de.
even i choose other class de.
our class is like...
BLEH.

2009-03-02T18:27:00.002+08:00

ok. i bai ka like hell now.
i bai ka X4.
sian.
first time was when kicking soccer.
my heel kenna shot.
*faggot i feel like achilles*
second time was when zhe yu come ram the ball to my left hand.
*being keeper stinks!*
third time was on da way home.
i slipped.
raining kays!
fourth time was oso a slip,
but i fell straight into a wall.
*my nose hurts!*
i m so soggy rite now.

drama!
ok.
sry lemme rephrase.
before drama!
make fun of wei jun.
i saw this cool advertistment on OKTO.
aboiut this show called Prove It!
and they were testing the most slippery thing.
baby oil
floor cleaner
olive oil
or
banana skins!
LOL
so now i call wei jun banana skin!

ok
now
DRAMA!
kays.
lemme c.
ugh...
some boxing thing.
i kept tyin me shoelaces.
while DD did foul moves.
i had to do CPR on cai jun.
wtf.
kk its just acting.

recess!
wei jun lost his DM deck!
so happy!
play soccer!
some ppl pon TAF club ar!

CL!
sarks.
oh shit.
which reminds me tmr ting xie.
and i nvr bring back CL TB.
schitzenburg!

Science.
nth much
xuan ying broke her chromotagraphic paper or w/e u call it.
trixie do her demo (again)
jun wei squirted jian cong.
then mrs yue saw it.
then she ask jian cong.
"spray him back"
jun wei was like OMG!

CT.
easy.

lunch.
nth.

art.
sucks!
i got 77!
omg tt sucks.
ok maybe not.

soccer.
nth much.
di gene was pretty much breaking shermain's 9 golden rules.
oh yes.
the 9 golden rules.
1. no rustling of her hair.
2. no touching her face.
3. no hugs
4. no hand-over-shoulder
5. no touching of her body.
6. no gayism
7. no sex
8. no double timing.
9. no fucking with mother in law ?!?!

lol.
just plain weird.
i m wondering if i should do IT.
benedict and clement say i no guts.
madeline say i am supposed to be crazy.
di gene say i must be more OPEN.
o yes.
the class just created this damned term called EA sports.
or was it EA games?
erm... w/e.

2009-03-01T17:03:00.002+08:00

back!
went on a shopping spree with domonic and gang.
*talk about recession*
*holy shit tmr got chem CT!*
ok.
so i m gonna do this quick.
went parkway parade.
shitty hell.
ppl living @ north west u tell ppl meet @ southt east.
after 3 hours there
went bugis.
junction.
after 2 hours there.
went city link mall.
1 hour there.
after tt,
went to jurong regional library.
half hour.
then go home,
yippeee,
a wk without songwriting.
but i want to make ppl suffer.
i want to write a bar involving D7 - Am
make their fingers twist!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHA!
ok.
i m done.

2009-02-28T09:21:00.002+08:00

well...
i have no idea why am i bloggin so early.
but anyways...
HAPPY 1st BDAE COUSIN ISIAIAH.
shit i dunno how spell.
isiaiah.
i sia i ah
lol.
tt sounds sick.
isaiah.
sian.
anyway ytd...
di gene was doing his best to make me have emotional scars.
but he failed.
he keep trying push me to andrea.
even with aniq help...
lol
and still fail.
ok.
they did push me once but tt still didnt scarred me.
x-country was kinda sian.
i didnt noe 4.2km was so short and so fast.
it seemed like only 20 minutes.
i running together with wee hao sheng wu and yong fu.
ok lemme rephrase tt.
walking.
only when we see a teacher,
we run.
and @ the finising point we chiong.
friggin hell.
yong fu bastard lor pushing!
in the end,
1st yong fu
2nd me
3rd sheng wu
4th wee hao

anyway after tt,
i waited long long long for benedict.
i still cant believe elias ran the whole thing.
wilson lost his erm whaddou call it?
erm
deoderant
yes tts it.
and tt blardy wei jun is some faggot.
dun ask me why cos i think u noe why.

di gene's date ytd with shermaine after x-country.
sian,
i still dunno the outcome.
all i noe is tt they go eat lunch together.
and MAYBE watch movie.
cos srtiously now ar...
the movies are like shit.

2009-02-26T20:15:00.002+08:00

well as usual like any other thursday.
reach class.
climb through window.
smell deodarant.
(XD plannin to buy one)
i dunno why our school have the white and pink flowers on da tree.
dun ask me
i mite be in GC but i have no idea what r they doing there.
played soccer.
accidentally hit trixie once.
eh! FYI its ok. clement and andrew hit trix and wei lin more!
tmr x country!

guys.
the nintendo DS thing is official
finally one guy from our class has the balls to ask for stead-ship.(within our school)
pls
newest update la
di gene only tell me and henry
aka his BFFs.
he told us tt he will be dating shermaine tmr after x-country.
for lunch.
coooooooooooooool.
but dating in sweaty pe shirts?
not coooooooooooooooooool.
LOL.
i m lame i noe
kk
EL lesson tio fire drill
took about 1 hour.
i was sms-ing ppl.
ppl like belle xin siang kevin.
lol
2/4 was like thrash.
ppl climbing hugging fucking benedict.
i played lame hand games with reg no.s 14-17
they r evil
u noe the game
where u scissor paper stone
winner slap hand
kk
they play 3 player.
winner of the 2 get to slap my hand.
WTF IS THIS MAN?!

kk sceince
nth

recess.
xuan ying said this year sec 1 all nerdy nerdy one.
i seriously agree.
i mean
specs?!
ok specs is ok
but ROUND specs?!
ok ur freakin me out harry potter style.
i mean u look @ the 1/7 and 1/8 ppl.
ok 1/8 can la
but the 1/7 ppl.
7 of them my juniors.
all of them are nerdy lookin.
some more.
all my juniors...
every one of them...
when i come 4 cca
i will see them doing their homework
and even the 1/7 ppl do!
WTF is THIS?!
kk
enough.

today we all talk about flaxseed OIL.
HYDROCARBONS.
and practically every substance tt = to fats.
oil=fats
fats= wei jun
its quite simple really.
and some ppl said equations were hard.

anyway.
i was actually sleeping during recess.
for once.
in my life!
and then xuanying andrea madeline woke me up with their father abraham songs.....
tq.
cos ms lim might have scolded me...

CL got test nth else.
Maths got new stuff nth else.
NYAA.
lol
finally nvr tio dao.
now the dance steps getiin shitty-ly
and pervertic.
there was this...
sway here
sway there
sway up down
open!
lol
sick nia.

kk
english remedial
ninja smth
di genesay he wan the lets talk session
to be
about underaged sex.
its a good idea for capturing audience attention though.
sian i sleep liao.

2009-02-25T18:43:00.002+08:00

WALAO!
today i tio-ed si beh lotta times rumours.
all about me & someone.
faggot sia.

scenario 1 (benedict)
Note: wah! nvr whack me sia!
CME.
ben: take the file la!
me: why? its not even mine la?
ben:check again!
me: its X's
ben: ya so its urs
me: r u retarded today?
ben: ever heard of 'whats mine is urs and whats urs is mine'?
me: ok i m fucked up.
ben: just give la!
me:okay...
*so i really did give*
ben: see its so easy.
me: pls anything to do with u is nvr easy.

scenario 2 (di gene):
me: i feel so sian-ed
dg: c mon u need to take action!
me: wtf?
dg: u noe what i m talking about!
me: ??
dg: about u and X la!
me: o y am i nt surprised...
dg: u nid to take action! like me on shermaine!
me: wow. i ll bear tt in mind...
dg: smart lil boy.
me: u r seriously obsessed about relationships.
dg: duh! tts cos i m the love guru!
me: spit out milo. coughs
dg: hey calm down dude its just a term.
me: u r some love guru.

scenario 3 (wen qi aka councillor president so evil!)
note: i din noe wen qi even noe about this so called relationship.
wen qi: can i rub ur hair?
me: what for?
wq: fun.
me: no only certain ppl can do it.
wq: certain ppl like X rite?
me: how the fuck did u noe abt this?!
wq: i have my sources
me: OW DI GENE!

scenario 4( di gene again this time after service learning)
dg: i see ur beloved.
me: so?
dg: shes eating all by herself go pei ta yi xia leh.
me: sry hor i got cca.
dg: u came down here so u can pon de leh!
me: o so u ARE gd @ remembering crap.
dg: its my speciality.
me: jeez what a shame tt u actually cant rmbr shermaine's bdae.
*tio whacked*
dg: baaaaastard. i still trying findout la!
me: jeez i would have known a persons bdae a loooong time ago.
dg: shuddup la. u 2 r in the same class! not like me and shermaine rite?!
me: hmm. u have a point. then again whose bdae r we talkin about?
dg: what?! u think i talking about jian cong arh?
me: maaaybe.
dg: slaps forehead.

kk
fine i admit.
confess whatever.
i like her.
as a friend.
happy guys?

2009-02-24T16:19:00.000+08:00

ibloggingnow.

kk
i dun feel like it sry folks.

2009-02-23T21:14:00.002+08:00

Quiz!

1. What have you been doing recently?

Writing songs like fuck.

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?

Yes.

3.What happened at 10am today?

Recess.

4.When did you last cry?

when i lasted laughed.

5.Believe in fate/destiny?

not really.

6.What do you want in your life now?

no idea... domonic to get off my back.

7.Do you tend to make relationships complicated?

No.

8.Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?

No.

9.What was the last movie you caught?

Marley & me. so boooooooringly romantic.

10. Does the person you like knows that you like him/her?

no idea... if i did i would be gawd.

11.Who always makes you laugh?

Xin Yuan smexy style.

12.Do you speak languages other than english?

Duh.

13. Favourite website(s)?

youtube, facebk

14. What are you doing tommorow?

wake, study, recess, study, work, o the only gd thing tmr is no CCA!

15.What do you think you are like?

really really REALLY kind deep down.

16.Who will you choose to die with?

my teddy.

17.Where have you been today?

school, marina barrage, home

18.What game do you play often?

time crisis IV

19.Who are you missing right now?

Her sweet voice.

20.If you have to choose between a friend and a lover, who will you choose?

Both or neither depending on the scenario. obviously i wouldnt choose both to die rite?

21.What are you doing right now?

breathing. i hate this question.

22.Which primary school were you from?

NanHua Primary School

23.Name the 3 colors you like

red black white.

24.What emotion do you like to show?

emo!

25.What is life to you?

life is being alive.

26.If you have something troubling you, what would you do?

sulk up in a corner. post thoughts on my really really REALLY personal other blog that no one knows.

27.Who did you last chat with on msn today?

i didnt log in @ all.

28.Who do you admire the most?

GERAULD!

29.Which month are you born in?

Jan.

30.How are you feeling right now?

Sleepy.

31.What is the time now?

9.23pm

32.Your opinion on the person who tagged you.

i did this on my own.

33.What color do you like to dye your hair?

pink. i think i did this qsn b4.

34.Why are you doing this quiz?

cos i seriously nth btr to do.

35.What do you do when you are moody?

Listen to music.

36. At which stage do you wish to get married?

In the mid-late 20's .

37.Who is closer to you?

Friends.

38.Who is/are the people/person you trust the most?

Friends. hmm. come to think of it... nope only myself.

39.Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?

i definitely did this question b4!

40.If you have a dream come true, what would it be?

it would be being a pilot.

41.What is your goal for this year?

to achieve my other goals.

42.Do you believe in eternity love?

Maybe ?

43.What feeling do you love the most?

Love!

44.Do you really think it is global warming now?

Yeah man .

45.Do you like quizzes?

Not really :P

46.Do you believe in gods?

nope.

47.Who cares you the most?

My parents.

48.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

The people who i love?

49.What will you bring when you fight?

chan ho's byford or moulin rogue.

50.What have you regretted doing in your whole life?

coming to CSS. (cos m parents nag like hell, not cos of the skool.)

51.What do you do if nobody cared for you any longer?

Continue to be in my own world!

52.What will you do if you boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?

dump tt person b4 tt person dumps u!

53. How do you feel now?

sleepy.

anyway today was sorta awesome.

we all talk about di gene and shermanine.

happened today morning

convey.

DG: shermaine, i like you, can u be my stead.

it was si beh direct.

Shermaine: i think first bah :D

Huiying: holy shit.

its the first time la i hear her saying holy shit.

tmr post today too tired.

my hand aching from the kayaking trip.

2009-02-22T10:21:00.001+08:00

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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domonic just kissed sheryl on da friggin lips ytd!
only like about 0.000000000001 secs.
awwwwwwwwwwwww.

2009-02-21T16:41:00.003+08:00

Yeah!
I finished the song!!!
after 5 days of morning calls from that JC 1 bass tard!
but i still havent complete in a way...
i dunno if u guys wan chord form or juzz notes.
ok done this is meant for band only.

2009-02-20T18:37:00.002+08:00

Yay!
i dun wanna blog!
cos i too bz facebking.

*UPDATE*
ok.
nth much today...
lemme see.
hist geog
test filing.
recess sarks.
had to collect forms.
lang arts.
maths.
chin was l8 by 40mins
cit nth.
lunch nth.
play badminton.
thrashed elias.
thrashed by elson.
thrashed yuki. ( i dunno how 2 spell pai seh)
tio by mr vilau.
he say, "eh boy help me carry these bags"
the bags were like 10kg each.
some metal things were inside.
then when i reach the general office he come say
"eh boy u limping arh?"
i nodded.
then he was like ok thx.
wth.
after tt go west coast.
do this do tt.
go home
got ching siang belle xavier yuki and guarav
convey.
Ching Siang: is tt ur gf, pointing to yuki.
Me: wtf?! i hardly even noe her?!
CS: she quite chio leh
Belle: u find every girl chio la!
Me: and ur a sucker for big boobs.
Guarav: ya eveytime during recess i c u sitting with girls.
CS: so?
xavier: OMFG.

so we keep talking talking talking.
CS thot 176 go to jurong point.
lol.
then he was way behind curfew.
cos we sabo CS.
lol.
keep talking until he nvr alight.

2009-02-19T20:35:00.001+08:00

yo guys!
nth much today.
only tt ganesan is leaving us.
have a whole lotta hw to do.
filing oso.
and i added new movie trailer @ the vids!
i m multi-tasking.
blogging facebooking gaming watching and presenting
wheeee!
kk done.

2009-02-18T19:56:00.002+08:00

K
Im facebooking again...
after 3 months of inactive-ness.
cos like everyone in 2/4 is like joining.
gak.
200 game requests.
23 friend requests.
lol.
lol.
lol.
sian today nth much.
only the Jagjit insults.
ytd i can only rbr when we run 800m
we keep cheering ben-ne-dict!
kk

let me get this settled.
To Green Club:
yo green club ah kuas.
let me get this straight.
u guys cant listen to tt blardy shawn mathai.
or thomas.
or any farker from the sec 2 cohort for tt matter o fact.
yes including me.
mother fucking shawn...
i noe tt some of u guys are irritated by shawn as well...
so...
whenever he says some crap about me and andrea help me slap him.
and guys... (sec 3)
trust me
u probably wun see her until next year. (during recess)
by then most likely we( me and andrea) will probably be in different class.
*then i ll be free from my misery...*
in fact if i m not wrong rite...
u guys always gather next to her table last year...
lol.
gd thing shawn was too bz hunting...
kk as secretary...
ok fine...
assisstant secretary.
i have more power than u blardy resource managers and photographers.
wahahahaahahaha.
make me unhappy and i make sure u ah kuas dislocate ur jaws.
~ Gene XD

2009-02-18T16:13:00.001+08:00

I m using com in school.
AND SOME MOTHER FUCKING SHAWN JUST USED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON ANDREA'S PROFILE!

2009-02-16T20:08:00.002+08:00

kays...
i m wondering whose jo bros
i mean... saying that to me?!
only I can say THAT to me!
jo bros=3 ppl.
who the hell likes jo bros anyway?!
kk
I SWEAR I will NEVER say a VULGARITY.
unless i have been insulted a vulgarity.

sian.
today morning was like...
bully senior
bully junior
*sighs* this world is getting boring :S

i still havent cracked daniel's crush in 2/5
my threats are not working...
sian...

anyway today drama was not as fun as i expected.
we played some kitty in the corner.
some improv stuff.
i totally ran outta ideas today.

recess.
sian.
was told tt have to go round sec 1 ppl collect consent form.
i mean wtf la.
i dun even noe my sec 1s.
i only rmvr those kuai lan kias.
from 1/4 and 1/7
and the english name ppl.
hector and john.
from some class i oso dunno...
yay! i got lollipop from madeline!
shit! i lost the lollipop during soccer!

o yes.
phototaking.
i shall skip.

science.
do some experiments.
nth much.

common test.
no haff.
talk aboout some teacher and liang lu aka 2/5 CM.

lunch.
soccer.

art sux.
soccer sux.
sian.
today was sulky...

2009-02-15T17:42:00.002+08:00

UPDATEEEEEEEEE!
LOL!

TO ANNOY SEE XUAN YING REG NO. 10 OF CLASS 2/4 OF COMMONWEALTH SECONDARY SCHOOL OF TEBAN GARDENS OF JU"RONG OF WEST SINGAPORE OF SINGAPORE OF SOUTHEAST ASIA OF ASIA OF NORTHERN HEMISPHERE OF THE WORLD OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM OF THE MILKY WAY OF THE UNIVERSE OF THE SOMETHING DIMENSION!

JUST SING THIS TUNE!
Crazy Frog.
BING-A-BING-BING! BING-A-BING-BING!

2009-02-15T10:01:00.004+08:00

ok.
V-day is over.
i have RANDOMISED/SHUFFLED my playlist.
and made it dissappeared off the face of the earth.
i have a whole lotta music.
if u tio the one u hate then refresh or just press Alt+F4.
kays...
ytd V-day was cool.
i got roses (withered), chocolates(leftovers) ,hugs (wet and sweaty) and kisses! (hersley kisses)
gee.
thx guys.
this year quite boring.
everyone like mature liao.
i receive 0 spam email.
0 spam sms.
other than hui ying.
anyway i have a lot of songs to dedicate to someone.
like
slim to fat ( fort minor )
i m fat (jason mraz)
empty ( click five )
the man who could not be moved ( script )
i m oilin' (jesse mccartney)
free oil (daniel powter)
best damn oil (avril lavigne)
bleeding oil (leona lewis)
superhuman (chris brown)
eating food(snow patrol)
oily oily oily (abba)
like WOAH! (aly and aj)
burnin up (jonas brothers)
time to eat (mgmt)
big boy (mika)
eat now (akon)
what ive ate (linkin park)
thank you for the free food (my chemical romance)

maybe i should edit one now. wait a sec.

*EDITED @ 10.50*
i very lazy so i choose easy song

We'll eat it all (we= 12k ppl)
Everything
On our own

We all eat
Anything
Or anyone

If I eat here
If I just ear here
Would you lie with me and let me eat you clean?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel (HUNGRY!)

Those three words (i wanna eat)
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I eat here
If I just eat here
Would you lie with me and clean your bones of flesh?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a buffet that's bursting full of food

Let's spend time
eating food
Around the world

I need your food
To feed up me
To eat on more

If I ate here
If I just ate here
Would you lie with me and die for my hunger?

Forget that we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a buffet that's bursting full of food

All that WE were
All that WE ever were
Is here in your tasty food, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these food will never change their taste at all

If I ate here
If I just ate here
Would you lie with me and let me eat you whole?

done.
copyrighted.
under patent.
song writer eugene yew.
snow patrol.
eating food.
dedicated to a FEW *ahemmem thousand* ppl.

lol.
i m done.
pls approach me for songwriting.
i m probably a prodigy @ it.

2009-02-14T11:47:00.002+08:00

well.
time to blog a whole lotta shit about camp.
the generic thing is...
I M FRIGGIN TIRED.
i only slept 9 hours for the past 84 hours.

wed:
yay! nth much.
just play games.
throw ball.
field cooking.
cracked some eggs.
'cooked' some veg.
burn some hands.
shed some tears.
kk lol.
u should noe who.
learn some cheers.
love some long haired crazy man.
*ghey!*
plan some expedition.
laugh some laughs.
insult some benedicts.
matchmake some shermaine and di gene.
ok...
how the hell do u spell shermaine?
charmaine?
sharmaine?
sarmain.
lol.
no offence di gene.
eat some dinner.
write some nyaa journal.
yawn some sleep.
play some dai di.
ok.
sleep time?
sleep time= play time!
our 'sleep' was dai di! making fun! ninja jumping from bed2bed!
making fun by doing this!
to the following ppl!
Di gene.
benedict.
wei jun.
elias.
henry.
shawn.
jeffrey.
stefan.
wilson.
ok here's how it goes jason and i did this.

"Guy's name( eg jeffrey) *in sweet tone*
hey im girl's name(eg nina)
touch face gently.
i m naked~~
come touch my pussy!"

ok i noe its sick but jason came out with tt.
sian.
i dunno if jason backstab me.
dunno if i tio tt treatment.
all i noe is @ 3 am i found him half naked in my bed.

i slept @ 2 woke @ 3 slept @ 3.15 woke @ 5
5-7 am play dai di all the way.

thurs:
breakfast.
toilet cleaning duty!
WTF!
those pwn-ners!
go competition!!!
argh!
horrible duty to do.
then,
go for the trip.
played ouch.
expedition.

holy.
13km of blistering feet.
note to self.
nvr EVER take short cuts.
cos they can = longer way.
at the park eat KFC.
we were talking and talking.
and then got the random subject of birthdays.
walk like siao.
cannot jaywalk.
buy some drinks.
walk again.

come back shower.@ 5
dinner.
do skit.
campfire!
netball and badminton ppl come back from competition.
ppl dancing dance damn nice.
go 2/8!
go elson!
heard tt u nearly died.
cos u fell down to i duunno where.
our skit was friggin short.
and benedict was friggin dumb.
i was referee.
i said ' play on' for like 10times.
ben was like...
stand there do nth.
i still cant believe u guys cut the scene where hui min come comfort jeff.
*sniffs*
it could have been a masterpiece.
anyway we were like cheering
stefan! chloe yong yuan zhi chi ni!
shermaine! blah blah.
henry blah blah
gerauld! blah blah
azman! blah blah.
and we guys were all talking about benedict.
as usual.

fri:
fri started out badly.
well...
our bags were checked.
di gene hide all his poker cards in his erm...
how do i put this together...
somewhere private.
went back to bunk sleep for 3 hours.
from 3 to 6
how i slept @ 3?
cos wei jun was blardy snoring!
and it was friggin hot!
then @ 6
i woke up.
no one else was awake.
i go wash up.
i was like a total ghost.
then i saw rachel and friend.
they ask me like 'are u the only guy awake?'
go back.
hehe.
i go wake everyone up.
i regret waking up johnathan.
i woke him up and he say...
i wanna shit.
bleh.
di gene told me he lost his deck of cards.
the deck he buried under a pile of dead leaves @ 12.
breakfast was great.
shermaine was on food duty.
di gene took 2 servings from his sweety shermaine.
i help to matchmake them de hor!
some more he appreciated it when gerauld ask us to do appreciating ppl.
erm...
well...
the whole class was thinking tt the DS aka dgene sher thing was like
JI jason i chen wan. joking de.
but he actually likes her.
what a weird way of 'if u cant beat them, join them'
anyway we played a last game of ouch.
for u guys who have bitchy remarks about me mentioning andrea's name,
heres the bloody reason.
gerauld was friggin looking @ andrea.
i was not upset about it.
for those of u who are friggin wondering.
then he go call my name.
so my brain sot sot.
and i bloody hell suppose to slap de!!!
wtf.
wtf
wtf.
WTF!
ok i m calm.
kk bye bye camp.
i hate the bloody 30-day rule.
i wan ur personal information!!!
kk.
i m done.
HAPPY V-DAY.
tq those who bought me roses.
i m starting to believe tt u ppl receive these roses and just wanna dump them on me as if i was ur personal thrash can....

2009-02-13T15:24:00.002+08:00

yay back from camp!
I LOVE YOU GERAULD!

2009-02-10T18:27:00.002+08:00

Sentence of the day:
You complete me!
tts what tian yi said to judy.
awwww... confession.
but this year sux.
celebrate way tooooooooo early.

kk lets start.
first was CMT.
kinda weird.
Selamat Jalan Cikgu Dini!
Welcome teacher dini!
*i think.*

PE.
ARGH! Mr Tay nvr come!
WTF CLEMENT JUN WEI ANDREA ZHEN YI SO LUCKY!
tio by mr vilau...
but surprisingly quite good nia!
7 sit-ups leh!
15 push ups only leh!
800m run only leh!
and we get to thrash those puny little sec 1s.
kk.
after finish 800m run...
clement and jun wei say: oh goodie ur just in time!
me: 4 wad?
them: cos andrea say now is a good time to confess!
me: wtf sia.
andrea: no lor! i was just saying(interrupt)
them: just confess la!
me: o gee what u wan me to say?
them: yes!
me: o mr vilau wan us fall in le!
Talk about bastardizing.

kk.
ok.
recess time.
its official.
i hate councillors who have the power to control senior councillors.
I HATE YOU BOO KWOK YING!
go dedicate song nia!
go ask wen qi friggin dedicate song!!!
friggin song!!!
kk this is the song lyrics.

I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
That you belong with me

You might think I don't look
But deep inside the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
mmmm

I'm weak, it's true
Cause I'm afraid to know the answer
Do you want me too?
Cause my heart keeps falling faster

[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true

You don't know what you do
Everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move

I'm weak, it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
Do you see me too?
Do you even know you met me?

[Chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true

I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
The way that's true

[chorus]
I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing thats true
So I will not hide
It's time to try anything to be with you
All my life I've waited
This is true

wtf.
kwok ying sabo-ed me like fuck.
I M TOTALLY FUCKED UP.
kk stay CalM!!!
i m so gonna get u back.

kk.
then got...
MT.
EL.
maths.
maths...
ouhhhhhhhh.
kk la.
i dun mean to embarrass u.
henry cried.
cos his maths CT erm....
failed.
no kiddin.
one minute of silence.

i dunno what is the ppl from last year's 2/4 ppl( aka my crappy CCA seniors) the problem.
they dun wan me to noe Reece Peh.
Tian Yi ur bitchy.

kk.
lunch time.
Boo kowk ynig go sabo me again!
go dedicate this song.

Well you done done me and you be I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out, I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate, our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
D-d-do do you, but do you, d-d-do
But do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer dear
And I will nibble your ear
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Come on and open up your mind and see like me
(I won't hesitate)
Open up your plans and damn you're free
(No more, no more)
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
(It cannot wait, I'm sure)
So please don't, there's no need
(There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate
(Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short
(This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
I'm yours

wtf.
tio twice.
i hate u mother fucking bitch.
and u all noe who he will dedicate to on behalf of me.
lol.
got a rose from annoymous.
i wonder who nia.
OMG!
ISSIT U BOO KWOK YING U MOTHER FUCKER CHI BAO FAN MEI SHI ZUO!

2009-02-09T18:24:00.004+08:00

kk time to blog.
sry ah jason.
anyway today was shitty tiring.
kk.
drama.
quite funny.
learn to talk gibberish.
serious.
and then we have to decipher gibberish.
so i decipher di gene de.
say: i want to go jie ying house!
lol
then have to go in pairs to talk gibberish.
xin yuan damn funny.
andrew damn funny.
andrea damn funny.
trixie damn funny.
hui ying so violent!
anyway since we didnt present...
we have to act as gay ex-bfs of a bride.
and i have to hug di gene...
screw gibberish.

wtf.
sia.
i heard tt someone sabo-ed me and andrea for the crappy V-day.
wtf.
but cool thing is...
the song i nvr even hear la.
kwok ying say the song is: i m yours by jason mraz.
and worst thing is...
there were TWO dedications.
the other blardy song is: ur beautiful by james blunt.
wtf.
dun cha guys listen to Muttons to Midnite?!
@ least choose btr song la!!!
ok...
wtf nia.
kwok ying u bitch.
@ least help me lah.
no fair.
why this bastard gets to be councillor.
and can sort out de dedication song de.
go screw ur wei wen la!
some more come fuck me..
nvr write for sri or ernest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ta bolek tahan!!!

DANIEL GOH YONG YI FROM 3/5 LIKES A GIRL FROM 2/5.
AKA a nerd liking someone who i think steaded liao.
sry daniel.
hahahahahahaha!
psssssst. i heard tt the girl is Karmen.

ok tt was random.
i hate art this year.
sux.
i m not ace-ing in art anymore.
every monday i have to chiong art hw la.
damn boring....

skip everything bah.
go straight to the point where we play soccer.
for 2 hours.
wee hao jason and di gene act sexy nia.
go tuo diao!
wtf.
3-2.
apparently our 'aston villa' technique is not working.
even with benedict on our team.
'aston villa technique' = score 1 goal. defend all the way. if 1-1, score another goal, defend and repeat.
lol
sucky.
jeffrey soccer skill kinda sux leh.
he only good in heading and goal key.
got one time he try kick the ball.
it was open goal. leonard was recovering from benny blast.
and then was like wasted la!
he missed the kick sia!!!
and jason go ki siao arh.
lie down on the floor laugh like shit.
retarded.
speaking of laughs...
i dunno why green club is naming me batman villains.
i mean like...
why they call me two-faced joker la?!
and the blardy ans is cos i laugh randomly like siao and have split-personality.
theres no wrong in tt la!!!

anyway...
sian...
all cos of stupid science project...
WHICH GOT REJECTED!
hai wo...
cannot buy roses!!!
those k-po kia wan find out who i giving...
lemme tell u smth.
hmmm... i cant think of any threats now...
wtf.

anyway after soccer...
convey time!
Me: Chan Ho why u so extra?
Chan Ho: u noe rite, u must ejaculate once in a while if not will be bad for ur dick.
Me: *barfs* (i had f&n grape coming outta my nose)
Clement: hahahaha! (@ me) sick!
Chan Ho: omg wtf is ur prob?!
Me: *coughs* wtf sia. my prob is you!
Chan Ho: bleh i wanna cheeseburger.
Me: -.-''
seriously.
coughs.
lol.

after soccer buy big gulp.
f&n again!
big gulp X 2.
di gene was mixing root beer coke f&n grape 100 plus etc all together.
and he said:
ITS AWESOME BABY!
then go home le.
went take bus.
saw xuany take her car with her bro.
couldnt finish my drink...
so i spit in it.
offered it to di gene and co.
then di gene xy and lester wan!
benedict jian fei sia!
i tell them got my spit.
lester dun wan.
xy and di dian despo.
then i say: settle with si peh stone.
di dian won.
di dian drink then spit a whole lotta spit into the drink.
and then pass to xy.
xy was like:wtf bitch.

kk funny parts.
convey time
Jia Hui called me on the phone.
apparently 2/4 ppl dunno her.
Me:si mi?
Jia Hui: band needs u!
Me: ok i c...
Di Gene(not on the phone): oh whose tt? mite tt be andrea?!
Me: hold on... (to di gene) no if andrea was on the phone i woudlnt say 'si mi'
Di Gene: oic giving respect! ur making a step closer!
Me: (to jia hui) why nid me?
Jia Hui: cos band wanna teach u the art of basketball.
Me: teach me for what?!
Di gene: ouhhhh. its not andrea on the phone folks! its henry! passing on great advice on how to do on andrea awwww how sweet!
Jia Hui: cos ur short.
Me: jeez i feel so insulted. (squeeze di gene's neck)
Jia Hui: kays sry.
Me: play when?
Di Gene: wooo! play with who arh?! having a threesome arh?!
Jia Hui: 7pm
Me: so 7pm settled la? (choking di dian)
Jia Hui: yup.
di gene: oic settling ur sexy nite eh?
hang up phone.
poured f&n all over di gene.
ok only his pants la.

so reach home le.
so tired.
then go play basketball with jia hui domonic and band!
lol.
sheryl dunno what is check.
how spell check?
shitzxzx.
lose like hell.
cos im short.
but i m 1.62!!!
ok fine.
im short.
kk im done.
finally.

2009-02-07T13:43:00.002+08:00

well...
when i m bored...
i blog.
when i bo liao...
i go see other ppl blog.
got tt in ur mind benedict?
i know ur trying ur best to kill me.
but... alas... u cant.

anyway on with the blogging.

Fri:
nth much la.
i only rmbr funny parts.
i love conveys.
Mrs Lim: Come my boyfriend!
(to elias)
lol so funny!
ok heres another convey i had with maid-de-line and xuan po.
i mean xuan ying.
sry i cant be bothered to backspace liao.
too lazy.
ok...
here goes.
RECEIVED CLASS PHOTOS LIAO.
Madeline: hahaha! look at xuan ying's face!
Me: wtf? where?
Xuan Ying: hoi! tt was smth i was eating kays!
Me: ello erm where?
Madeline: no lor! i bet its some crappy mole!
Me: (totally ignored...)
those two keep arguing.
later...
Me: lol andrea and xin yuan sitting on the floor.
Madeline: i think u really like andrea sia.
Johnathan extra: ya me too.
Me: maybe i should make wee hao's valentines day a happy one...
Madeline: omg! u dare! and u die!
johnathan: whose wee hao?
Me: shut up johnathan
Madeline: ya lor shut up!
johnathan was like 'show tt cute cute angry face'

kk too sian to wrtie anything else.

2009-02-04T15:45:00.003+08:00

Jeez.
today half day.
so sucky.
very boring sia.
well...
longest and worst assembly so far.
not to mention
BOOOOORING...
i really dread technical difficulties...
anyway today morning was...
special.
i was the first 2/4 person to reach.
i accidentally left my phone on the table.
for once...
and then for once
andrew and henry...
two of the most 'trusted' ppl i know used my phone to prank sms.
ok ok la...
u wan send then send lor.
go send 'i love you' to andrea.
BUT
send TWICE?!
TWO BLARDY SMSES?!
o shit.
i think i cannot sms anymore this feb.
cos i use finish my sms limit liao.
boo hoo...

mrs tan nvr come got one free period.
mrs lim come make me wanna sleep.
so nth happen @ all.
so sucks.
worst day ever.
so boring sia.
wanted to play one round of badminton,
tell blardy henry no balls to lend racket.
then wan go bowling oso cannot.
cos got cca @ 12.
cca also sucks.
tell me got cca today.
then when ppl sitting there @ 1 pm...
come sms...
'cca cancelled today!'
wtf.
WTF.
i so wanna kill myself.
today is definitely not my day.
go home liao.
cut hair liao.
do everything.
yay @ least tonight i going out.
with the band!!!
lol
u guys should create band blog sia.
watching movie.
what movies u guys wan ar?
benny button?
ponyo?
sian...
even movies sarky sarky de.
saded...
D:
aiya liddat have to go rent dvd and go sheryl house again...

2009-02-03T20:04:00.002+08:00

well...
today nth much.
lemme browse.
cmt.
tio scold by mdm hanita...
all cos of elias fault.
ccb knn blc fker.
lao eh...
i keep telling him stop the mother fking strip tease...
nvm dun feel like talking about it...
pe.
run 2.4km.
lol
i slack.
walk fast 4 3 rounds.
still pass.
and dunno what happen...
kinda haywire.
andrea and mr tay the timing different.
i mean like
andrea @ the atm
then mr tay @ entrance
i run there where got 2 mins difference la?!
i mean the distance is like at most 200m.
andrea was 4.35
mr tay was 6.21
wtf.
kao impossible.
recess.
nth much
chiong compo.
mt.
nth much oso.
kk.
lang arts.
now lang arts damn boring sia...
maths.
lol no teacher.
one free period.
sry badminton tourney gals.
wasted sia.
wish lucks 2 u gals and guys 4 the maths CT.
one reason i hate borrowing library bks:
i always lost the bk.
anyway today the funniest part surprisingly is during cca.
me kwok ying were busy filing up order forms and song dedications for Valentines day.
and obviously, not wrting for our own so called 'wives, gfs or steads'
we are sabo-ing ppl!!!
songs chosen...

way back into love- hugh grant
tui hou- jay chou
lao shu ai da mi- by who ar?
wo ai ni- SHE
my love- westlife LOL
queen of my hearts- westlife WTF
dont matter- akon

ok!
victims!
call me fucking or friggin evil.... but i dun care. cos i m so not a VICTIM!
ernest & jia wen! (aka my senior)
matching song:
tui hou by jay chou!
why?
cos ernest actually 'hit' jia wen sia.
so now...
XD
we are reflecting on his actions.
saying tt he should 'tui hou' on doing the 'bitch slap' to her.
wahahaahaha!
next
sri and someone crap... forget.
matching song:
dont matter!
anyway i dunno why la its kwok yings decision.

Tian Yi and Judy! (aka my senior again)
matching song:
wo ai ni!
hahahaa
both love chinese pop.
so this should fit prefectly.

anyway tian yi came out with some dumb epic story about me henry & andrea.
if u guys wondering how tian yi noe henry and andrea....
its all shawn's fault.
tian i used spiderman movie as a crappy parody.
he say tt i m harry osborn.
and henry was peter parker.
and andrea is MJ.
wtf.
say love tri stuff.
blah blah blah.
kk
end.

2009-02-02T20:10:00.003+08:00

DRAMA ROX!
DRAMA ROX!
well... it may not.
but its btr than every other subject!!!
play lame but 'fun' games again.
the first was space invasion
everyone was friggin running la.
look so...
retarded.
and messy.
then funniest part is when ppl crash into other ppl sia!
oh ya andrea fall.
must be damn pi seh.
after tt game got another game.
i just like to call it ' imagination'
we r suppose to create smth outta smth
smtth like tt
so we were suppose to transform a marker.
and ya'll noe what a marker looks like.
well.
my class is famous for 3 things
called the 3Rs
random-ness
rumour-spreading
really-sick
so sick ppl will think tt a marker = dick.
n ppl who r friends of sick ppl with laugh.
after tt play some bacherlor.
hey.
how to spell bacherlor.
bach-cher-ler
erm...
no idea.
anyway b4 drama
my junior...(or @ least i think he is...)
i dunno which class
dunno what name
no distinguishing features
paying me $10 to do his guitar course hw.
which is 2 exercises...
simple grade 1 exercises
Exercises in Sixths
and
some crappy chord play with no name.
wtf.
i do finsih within 30 mins...
and earned big time!!!
yeah! $10! plus i didnt noe tt my juniors noe my talents!
hmmm...
o yah.
theres one kwai lan kia junior go create
ANOTHER
green club blog...
cbk ljb chi bao fan mei shi zuo...

kk
after these...
there was MT
quite boring.

and then science!
the ppl who are talking about the ganesan erection say his
ah hemmm
nvr poke out so much liao.
so sian
chem...

then got CT
quite easy...
only the 5(25 to power of smth)= 125 power smth.
and the
qsn 4b.
which is some fraction algebra indices thing.

then got art.
pro
i finish art within 30 mins.

art sux.
but hopefully btr than d n t.
all becos of dnt and art and cmt
and possibly EE
these subjects are...
shitzxzx.

after tt go home
checked out
thomas' new blog!
http://radiance-and-thomas.blogspot.com/
its plain awesome.
but nid add more.
kk
i have nth more to say.

2009-02-01T17:49:00.003+08:00

New blogskin.
I hate the temporary one.
LOL.
hope u guys like it.
cos i m stickin with it for link about the year...
Done art!
Done maths!
Done science!
Studied 4 maths CT!
i will pwn everyone in Mid Years and End Years!
WAHAHAHAHA!

2009-01-31T17:39:00.003+08:00

Quiz!!!
i dun care everyone must do!
as my belated bdae pres!

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble? With What? maybe yes.
Can you do a cart wheel? hmmm... wait a sec. yes. i can. but tts suicide.
Can you touch your toes? Duh.
Can you wiggle your ears? No.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Surprisingly yes.

THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor? no!
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? no!
Did you ever want to be a teacher? yes!
Did you ever want to be a lawyer? no! law is shit!

THE DOs:
Do you like rollercoasters? YUP!
Do you own a bike? YUP!
Do you play the lotto? once.
Do you like football? YUP!
Do you have a shopping addiction? no. i cant buy anything.

THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics? no.
Does you wallet have any pics in it? no.
Does a soft answer turn away wrath? what?

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? Domonic and band.
Last car ride? 2 hours ago.
Last text message? Andrea.
Last baby you held? none.

LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought? an apple aloe vera drink.
What was the last thing you had to drink? barley.
What was the last thing you watched? Sozin's Comet
What was the last thing you read? Madeline's bdae wises to me.
What was the last thing your hand wrote? The chemical formula of chlorine gas.

THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone? Henry.
Who was the last person you took a picture with? 6C!!!
Last person to leave you a comment? Ernest.
Who do you miss right now? My very faithful band!
Who last hugged you? Xin Yuan. LOL im his BJ! aka barney dinosaur's best friend.
Who last IM'd you? Andrea. and ernest.

CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing? My super wonderful neon orange p6 bintan camp tee.
Have any tattoos? no.
Have you any piercings? no.
Straight hair or curly? Straight.
Where are you? At home.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Failed a class? History!
Been dumped? yes.
Accomplished a life goal? halfway there baby!
Thought you were pregnant? i m a GUY!
Sang in front of a crowd? did vocals for band! twice!

SIX THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1) Pen
2) Table
3) Paper
4) Toys
5) Pencils
6) Transformer

THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. In a relationship? no.
2. Want a relationship?currently too bz.
3. Wanna get married? no not yet.

FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1) What is a valence electron.
2) Why Jason makes my life miserable.
3) Why I am secretary of Green Club.
4) How to play Ye Qu on D major.(seems impossible.)

_____________

[HIGH CLASS]
[ ] You go tanning.
[x] You own something from coach
[ ] You own something from juicy couture
[ ] You own something from louis vuitton
[x] You own an iPod/MP3.
[x] You have been called a brat
[ ] You own more than 7 pairs of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
Total: 3

[GOTH]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal
[ ] You've bought something at Hot Topic
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[x] You dislike preps.
[ ] You have piercings
Total: 4

[PUNK]
[x] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid
[x] You have/had Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You love skater boys/girls
[ ] You dislike pink.
[ ] You wear skinny jeans.
Total: 4

[EMO]
[x] You are depressed sometimes
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses. (more grey than black though)
[ ] You like the band Thursday
[ ] You cry easily
[x] You don't like being called emo.
[ ] You keep a journal/diary
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
Total: 4

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[x] You like rap
[half x] You are in a gang
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants
[ ] You have worn a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest
[x] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
[x] You hate preps.
Total: 3.5

[STRAIGHTEDGE]
[ ] You like loud music
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes/flats
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[x] You wear band t-shirts.
[ ] You love going to "hardcore" shows
[x ]Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] Wear blue jeans.
Total: 3

[PREP]
[ ] You have a tiny/medium sized dog
[ ]Your usual outfits consist of pink
[ ]You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing
[ ] You wear big sunglasses.
Total: 0

[Athletic]
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[x] You collect jerseys
[ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[x]You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] your garage consists of sports equipment
[x] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer program.
[x] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey
Total: 5

[Scene]
[ ] You wear little tiny bows in your hair
[ ] You like mardi gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[ ] You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all through the shirt
[ ] You part your hair to the side
[ ] You think polka dots are cute
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture
[ ] You've been called scene before
Total: 0

[REDNECK]
[ ] Gone four wheeling
[x] Went hunting
[ ] Love to go fishing
[x] Ate turkey
[ ] Ever said GET-ER-DONE
[ ] You have drove a four-wheeler in to a tree.
[x] Gone to the mud
[ ] Have listened to the song I'm A Redneck Woman
Total: 3
_____________

1.Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:
UGN YW J
2.Are you single?
yup.

3.What is your favorite number?
39 or 7

4.What is your favorite colour?
black.

6.What are you listening to?
my blog's playlist.

7.Are you happy with your life right now?
ok ok la.

8.Are you involved with anyone?
no.

9.What is your favorite subject in school/college?
IT!

10.Do you shop at Abercrombie?
no.

11.Do you have money?
yes.

12.Would you ever take an ex back?
maybe.

13. -blank-

14.Are you gay?
no.

15.Where do you wish you were right now?
school.

16.What should you be doing right now?
homework.

10 ppl to do the above quizzes:
EVERYONE!!!
MUST
MUST
MUST
DO!!!

INCLUDING YOU DOMONIC!
U NO BLOG DOESNT MEAN U CANT DO!
WRITE ON PAPER ARH!

2009-01-29T20:36:00.004+08:00

shuang!
i post all my crappy stuff!
kk

Day before YTD:
Ownage @ black jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaa!
$30 down!
$120 back WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SI BEH TYCO!
ZHONG 2 ACES @ LAST TURN!!!!!
EVERYONE WAS LIKE...
WTF?!
LOL SI BEH TYCO SHITZXZXZXZX
U BEI SONG?!
I DUN GIVE A DAMN.
LOL!
XY DUNNO WHY SAY JEFFREY CUTE! (random...)

YTD:
XD
@ nite.
play bowling, squash and table tennis with domonic & gang!
kena owned @ squash.
too confusing sia.
i mean like is it ur turn to hit or my turn?!
domonic u sark @ bowling!!!
LOL need bumpers to strike!!!
NOOB SHITZXZXZXZZXZXZ!
Wheeeee!
last score!
Domonic: 188
Me: 296
Sheryl: 321
Steven: 266
Jia Hui: XD funny hell! 0
hehes...
table tennis even worse!
hahahaa!
cant even serve! LOL!
wahahahahaha!
EXTREME PWNAGE!
anyway, thanks band!
4 the cake!
it was...
friggin small...
the size of my palm...
but ok lahs!
u guys not like my skool de ppl...
so YEAH!
i owe u guys!
big time!
kk i wan record convey!
Dom: what u going get 4 ur gf?
Me: i have none.
Dom: what about THAT person?
Me: shuddup and go fuck ur sheryl.
then sheryl come slap me.
wa fuck pain sia!
anyway...
Dom: serves u rite.
Me: yeah whatever.....
so what are YOU getting 4 sheryl?
Dom: i dunno?a cake like just now?
Me: evil.
Dom: what?! what will u give?!
Me: i dunno... ur asking a guy with 3 years less experience compared to urself.
Dom: LOL? u saying u would get roses rite?!
Me: no. roses die. cakes get eaten. so make a card. for all i care.
cos sheryl is totally urs not mine.
Dom: awww... how sweet. i m wondering why u dun have stead.
Me: r u retarded? i m focusing on streaming FYI.
Dom: why? to impress someone?!
Me: ya. u. i still cant believe u took up economics.... i think its a totally dumb subject.
Dom: hey u ll nvr noe till u try.
Me: yah... after seeing u in ur state, i SO WANNA try... plus i m trying to avoid subjects tt involves numbers.
Dom: ok... so ur going to Art Stream?
Me: maybe... even though my art A1 i wanna go triple science!!!
Dom: lol nerd.
Me: nope i m interested in bio.
Dom: o i see ur intentions.
Me: u noe nth about me.
Dom: u r copying tt line from transporter 3 leh! dun lame la!
Me: huh? u watched it and nvr invite me?! causing me to watch with my ex-class ppl?!
Dom: errr. as u saaid, ur too focused on streaming.
Me: ok. i m officially saded.
done 4 ytd.

Today:
lets c...
erm
4 main subs and NYAA.
Lang arts.
nth much.
have to research the statue of liberty.
then when mrs tan talking tt time...
me and clement keep replacing her words with "shit"
Mrs Tan: so as u can see, this is the great* interrupt* (shit!) of china.
ok
not so funny
but i forgot what's the line tt is chao funny de.
my memory is running out.
have to delete crap from my brain liao.

science:
sian.
ppl talking about ganesan dick again.
and dunno why today elias so enthu about science.
ok maybe i can accept the science thing.
but chemistry?!
elias sucks @ tt.

recess:
lol
doing homework again!
see i so guai!
oh except for the steal chips from madeline part.

chinese:
nth much leh.
only 11 ppl get punish.
erm...
wilson
benedict
jeffrey
3 of the dream girls
wei sheng
jun wei
di dian
plus plus.
did 2 compre s.

hmmm....
maths:
nth much oso.
i so guai.
did not cause trouble.

NYAA:
could have been best period.
if VILAU NVR MAKE US DO WORKOUT!!!!
I M OKAY WITH WORKOUTS!
BUT IF U NVR GIVE 2/4 AND 2/5 THE SAME TREATMENT...
I FUCKING BEI SONG.
DUN GIVE ME THIS KIND OF "I HAVE INTEREST IN UR CLASS" EXCUSE!
PLUS ANOTHER THING.
if WILSON ONG "DIAM" FOO DIDNT PARTNER WITH ME!!!!
GO SCREW UR MEI MEI.
I DUN CARE SHE CHEENA OR ANG MOR LANG JUST GO FUCK HER HARD!!!
(ok... exaggeration much...)
actually suppose to be jian cong de.
fuck.
tts it!
i m nvr making deals with tt fat arse!
so whats so bad about wilson?
o nth...
only that he made me danced bolly style in front of 2 classes!
one word!
FUCK!

hmmm... nth much liao.
go tuition
tuition give us free CNY cookies.
some more eat during class.
along with a packet of peach tea!
shuang!
kk i m done.

2009-01-28T18:54:00.003+08:00

TODAY!

IS MY DAY!

COS...

ITS MY BDAE!

anyway, as usual, no presents.

not surprising la.

Thank you Cai Jun, Jia Chin, Henry, Andrea, Di Gene, JiaYi,XuanYi, Andrew and Green Clubppl!

ur bdae wishes to me are erm... indescribable?

anyway, even if no presents i very happy(even though i gave some of u guys presents)...

*sobs*

anyway...even so my CNY hasnt been such a gd one.

no $.

anyway, theres not much difference.

ur exchanging $.

i mean... my mom gave 10 bucks.

my aunt gave 10 bucks.

theres no loss.

anyway.. i feel like killing kwok ying.

one red packet got 150 bucks.....

wah...

fuck.

today i recording everyone convey!

CDP.

nth much.

i laugh for no reason.

Geog

nth much.

i laugh again, this time becos jason keep acting as jeffrey

by doing his signature mole move.

kk...

Recess.

nth. iwas copying hw.

Hist.

lol this one funny.

during group work!

Huimin: here i let u copy my chio handwriting.

XY: is not chio arh! my one chio-er!

the two quarrel...

then...

XY: whose one chio-er?! (asking me henry and johnnie.)

Huimin: i chio la!!!!

then dunno why chan ho come x-tra.

Chan Ho: FUCK YOU LA! (to huimin)

Huimin: fuck you too~~ (in chao sweet tone)

LOL make me laugh like hell.

Henry:eh? u ok annot?

Me: hahahahahahahaha!

Henry: siao.... =.=

Me: hahaahahhaaha! mole power!!! hahahhahahaha!

Henry: what the?!?! LOL!

Science

Trixie: can i do my demo?

Me JunWei: NOOOOOOOOO!

XY: LOL how come u 2 say the same thing @ same time.

No comments...

Assembly

tosay go some band playing so nvr talk much.

After Curriculum time.

Funny parts coming!

The clock was spoilt.

Me:omigawd! how come liddat?

Ed: ouhh i have no idea!

Clement: ouuuhhhh! u spoil the clock!

Our group nid help

Me: Clement!

no response.

keeps happening.

Me: Clement Choo Jia Lei! Too busy fucking ur Clara rite?!

o! power clement lai liao!

spray my bag like hell.

Then go staff rm find mrs lim.

After tt, go downstairs.

me, henry andrea had chat.

Andrea: wa zheng quan play basketball so pro...(keep looking @ ZQ)

Me: LOL she like zheng quan!(to henry)

Henry totally hai wo!

go tell andrea tt.

Henry was eating mien.

Me: how come u eat mien is like... pig?

Henry: shuddup...

Me: how come u talk oso like pig?

Henry: shuddup!

Me: how come u shout oso like pig de?!

Henry began chasing me.

Me: how come u run oso like pig!!!

Henry: eh fuck you la!

and den he drool.

*as usual*

Andrea was complaining about badminton stuff.

I wasnt paying attention.

and my head was on the table.

then suddenly she bang the table.

wa fuck arh gimme heart atk sia.

the henry the mien the soup splash here splash there oso.

HAHAHAS.

Random subject!

Me: eh u guys noe lester in TAF club?

Andrea Henry: huh?! really?!

Me: yup!

Andrea: ouhh i thot henry will be in TAF club!

Both of us LOL.

then henry do this =.=

kk tmr then update GC de funny convey.

but first tq for ur presents!

Daniel- for letting me send a loveletter via ur email to all ur girl contacts!

Henry- for letting me torture u a bit!

kk done!

2009-01-25T15:21:00.002+08:00

103rd post
lol so sian
nth much
only funny thing tt happen.
was
my granny thinks i go NS liao.
LOL.
yay! my bdae wish come true!
madeline is going 2 malaysia!
she wun come back on wed!
wheeee!
i just got tt *shuang* feeling.

kk done.

2009-01-24T15:05:00.002+08:00

wa fuck sia.
the wire got problem.
cannot upload pic!
D:
secondly
jason post crappy shit.
thridly
i just found out my previous blogskin the photo
get deleted away on photobucket...
fourthly
my new year goodie grow fungus.
ew.
fifthly
i have chao lot hw to do.
sixly
i totally have no idea how to do maths now.
seventhly
my hp got soaked in water.
and become sot sot le
cannot call
so dun call or sms me ppl!
lastly
this blogskin got old music!
like ABBA
Bee Gees
and the newest old
Westlife!

LOL!
if u hate some songs
just refresh or
leave the page.
seriously
i just spam music.
lol.

2009-01-23T18:00:00.001+08:00

i sian today only exciting thing is go to NHPS
the rest is si beh boring...
abd henry u dun anyhow go spread crap here and there!

wah shit
just realise my hp cannot transfer pictures....

2009-01-22T21:11:00.002+08:00

100th post!
told cha i chiong 3 today!

so this one is the usual one
about my life
the previous 2 is
Green Ckub
the other
is RELATIONSHIPS!

ok
today
lang arts!
i was like the mechanic in the class!
everyone like got problem with their printer
so i just click click wa la! (voila!)

science
ganesan erection
nth else to say.

mother tongue refer to 1st post tt i posted today or 2/4 blog

maths
o
funny sia
clement and wei jun keep tapping their calcu
then piss mrs chin
then mrs chin look @ me.
i stop clement from clicking.
LOL
then everyone like look @ me and laugh.
diao

after tt
within 5 seconds
elias click his pen non stop
then mrs chin look at me
and scold me
i dunno why
fuck sia.

kk
nth more

2009-01-22T21:02:00.002+08:00

This post is meant for GC ppl

99th post!
today i chiong 3 posts!

DANIEL I M SO NOT SADIST!
well i m a little
BUT TT BECOS U KEEP TALKING ABOUT AVATAR!
GOT IT U LIL' PUNK?!

TIAN YI I DU NOT LIKE ANDREA AS GF...
I DUNNO HOW DI GENE EVEN FUCKING NOE YOU BUT THE FACT IS
I DO NOT LIKE ANDREA AS A GF!

plus the gf i wan is

funny
chao long hair or ponytail i dunno why...
smart
got music talent
got drama talent
got art talent
lol so many talent
a bit sot( if not i very pai seh sia)
not so fierce
shy lol i dunno why....
adorably cute but not THAT adorably cute.
lol
i think tt is it

SO GOH TIAN YI!
U BEI SONG THEN U GO FARK UR MOM LA

TO ERNEST
GO HELL
I SAY I WAN IN DRAGONFLY PROJECT DERH!
WTF!
F U 2 DA CORE!

TO XUAN GUANG
WHY THE HELL U JOIN THIS CCA
MAKE MY CCA LOOK MORE NERD
EVEN THOUGH IT OREDI IS
WHAT THE HELL
I DUNNO WHY VILAU GIVE U THIS PRIVELEGE SIA!

kk
im done with GC

2009-01-22T20:22:00.003+08:00

To the ppl affected and me.

98th post!

kk today damn...
"bastard"?
ok . . .

well tis started ytd so...
*scratch head*
ytd di gene sms jason some crap about me and andrea
cos di gene knew tt i went to andrea house once for *maybe* no reason.
*i got copy maths hw there k's!
then he sms to jason
and jason, a spreading person, obviously spread.
but
the first person he sms to was me.
he asked for my consent.
b4 he send the sms.
so...
erm....
i was damn stress la tt time.
so i say sms la i dun care.
i dunnno WTF is wrong with tis ppl
first say madeline, then say xuan ying, then say andrea....
wtf
i noe tt u guys have problems matching up me with some ppl...
but seriously
if u cant find some one then dun bother finding la!
so
continue the sms story.
so jason
after asking my consent
sent it.
anyway even if i say no he will still send
and these rumours hardly affect me anymore.
and so he send to "everyone" bah
but of course the ppl who receive will send send and send again.
and jason send to aniq
aniq send to wayne
wayne send to yi can
yi can send to wei jun
wei jun mass mail whole class except the girls i think
so it was rather retarded
since he sent me an insulting sms to me

sian
lesson learnt
what u do today
can affect u tmr.

anyway i decided to put up rumours of the class some ARE REAL.
reg no.
andrea- henry & **
radiance- johnathan, elias and thomas
hui ying- cai jun REAL!
jasmin- shawn
zhen yi- chan ho, elias
i chen- lol jason. WTF
wei lin- no one
hui min- no one
jie ying- di gene
xuan ying- johnathan wei sheng & **
trixie- no one
madeline- jeffrey, **, thomas, benedict LOL. wilson
andrew- kao! no one.
jia chin- mrs chin!
clement- clara
elias- radiance, zhen yi, jeidy practically every girl...
henry- andrea
jason- rachel REAL!
cai jun- hui ying REAL!
wei sheng- xuan ying
yi can- no one
thomas- radiance, madeline
lester- recent crap from di gene- madeline
jeffrey- haha classic! nina! sarah! madeline! hahahaha!
xin yuan- ms tjong aka ms christine chandra
benedict- lol from di gene- azrina.
aniq- no one
wayne- no one
jun wei- no one
wilson- mei mei and madeline
di gene- jie ying charmaine.
stefan- chloe!
shawn- jasmin
chan ho- zhen yi
johnathan- xuan ying, radiance
edmund-no one
wei jun- yeh lin
jian cong- LOL honkee!
me!- sian i m retarded. andrea madeline xuan ying lol WTF i doing?!

kk done

2009-01-21T18:45:00.006+08:00

97th post!
wheee!
today damn fun!
tell u why.

today morning!
go in by the window!
again!
but kenna hit by table!
fuck pain sia!
totally shitty!
sian!
assembly time!
forgot take tie!
run back!
forgot take book!
run back again!
shit!

kk...

CMT!
suck!
so boring!

5 min break was chi bye!
cos wei jun spray his nike bottle @ me!
wtf!

Geog was funny!
mrs lim was scary!
but that was what was funny!
LOL!
i m crazy!

Recess was even more de funny!
cos!
i totally walk around doing nth!
dunno why!
lol!
i think i m retarded!
yay!

history!
nth !

science!
chao funny!
laugh for like one hour!
litterally!
all becos jason tell us something about mr ganesan
toot!
hahahhahahahaa!
sick!
gross!

yay assembly!
ppl pass msg here and there like kao!
cai jun di gene me hui ying jie ying andrea benedict barry wei jun yeh lin stefan chloe zhong dao!
dunno why i so happy!
hahaha!

yay camp!
awesome!
mdm ros damn angry!
LOL!

stay back cca!
went for obama thing first!
awesome!
damn nice!
saw kwok ying Daniel ernest Justin ming guang Di gene i fei and Andrea there!
none of them noe i was there until i tell those GC ppl lol!
henry pon!
tournament lol!

stay back cca!
today cca is play computer!
wheee!
i so happy!
and retarded!
kk!

end.

2009-01-20T18:43:00.002+08:00

Today.
i dunno why.
but i decided to write down all the conveys i had today.
so...
be bored-imised!

CMT:
Me: sian why i have to sit between u 2...
always hai wo...
The Teacher: OK class what is airplane in malay?
Wei Jun aka Kuai Lan Kia: Fei Ji! (airplane in chinese)
Elias starts to laugh like siao...
and then...
randomly...
Elias: Wah so hardworking copying the malay crap...
must be doing to impress sombody rite?
Me: yah i noe, myself.
TEacher: ok this boy created one valy good sentence!
Elias continue tok crap...
i didnt pay attention to him
so i dunno what he say.
then ms tay come and
Ms Tay: Eh! Elias! U btr watch out arh!
Then Wie Jun was saying
: Saya makan babi!
Ms TAy: show some respect!
then blah blah blah...
then E lai lai and Yi Can aka shoelace untie-ing person stay back.
OR @ LEAST THEY WEERE SUPPOSE TO!

PE
Nth much was siad
only the usual
Me: eh! Cai JUn wanna change place with me?
(since huiying was beside)
then go 2.4km run.
Everybody was saying hello bye bye when they running.
After first 2 rounds,
Andrew siad how come so few girls suddenly?!
Mr Tay: O cos 3 of them got competition
Me: WTF?!
Then sway mr tay heard me...
T.T
so...
10 down!
wah dui arh!
then running finish tt time benny dick got choke slam me when i running.
sian
talk about the randomy...
so random.
i mean he did it for no reason larh?!

RECESS
nth much
Me: wa lao just go call mdm soh so i can get my ang pow money!
Gaurav: k la k la wait first.
Mdm Soh: hi guys here is ur money for ur hard work @ GC.
Eugene will get $30, the rest of u will get $15.
LOL
shuang arh!
Cont'd: why he gets 30 is becos he is in the dragonfly project.
LOL LOL
sweeet!
Everyone else was like:
sighs*
LOL LOL LOL
jealousy!

MT
nth much
Elias keep complaining tt i was doing hw and ignoring him.
YAY! Silent treatment rawks!

Lang Arts
Lame arh.
All about 7 ancient wonders of the world.
wayne and johnathan were in front
and i couldnt see.
so....
Me: hey can move ur heads a bit not cos u r blocking my view.
Johnnie: gasps* omg u wanna see andrea.
she was in front of the in front of me.
Me: kan ni na larh! i doing u favor so u can see radiance and xuan ying more clearly @ the same time leh!
Johnnie: oic, eh really eh thx arh!
Me(to myself): diao omfg....

Wished wei lin gd luck. for tourney.
o and the guys lost the badminton tourney lol.
and henry said he valy pro...

Maths
LOL
2nd funniest crap of the dae
Me: do u like ur mother-in-law?
Mrs Chin: no comments....

CCA
Me: lol i m so late and so dead
Mrs Lim: hello, today we will annouce the positions for GC
so this was the list
Chairman: Ernest
Vice Chair: Daniel
Secretary: Me!!!!!!!!! & justin
Lower Sec manager: Wilson
Resource manager: MG KY and TY
Photographers: filbert and chuan wei.
blah blah blah.
MG aka ming guang nei song tt he not vice president.
o and obama is taking office in half an hours time.
ok... random....
so erm....
we have 23 juniors this year.
wah fark so hard to recognise:
lemme see:
there are
leonard
john
hector
jie yi (boy)
jie yi (girl)
peach
shaffik
peach
LOL peach...
kk
erm
brandon
wah fark hard to rmbr sia
then play wacko
use newspaper try whack ppl
then the person about to get whacked say another person name
u noe tt lame game...
sian
stupid forfeit
after whacko got blow wind blow
damn chi bye la kwok ying
blow those waering ankle socks
sian why i m the only fucking person wearing ankle socks!
hai wo do chicken dance and the
BANANAS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
chi bye la....
ok i think tts it.

2009-01-19T17:55:00.002+08:00

95th post!
today damn fun!
but first very idiotic.
come to classrm
Andrea told me,
banner fall liao.
faulk.
stoopid double sided tape tt doesnt work.
but anyway.
first we had the drama lesson.
got games.
play cat and mouse.
lol
sian
dunno why running
halfway step on some sharp crap....
ouch!
then the fuking di gene sabo wo.
hai wo chase andrea...
lol
sian
ppl ask me sabo cai jun
but look here look there
dunno where is he...
after cat and mouse(which sounds totally stoopid...)
we play some crap
smth like squeeze hand murderer.
lol
my reaction kinda retarded.
and lester keep on squeezing no matter what leh.
heads
squeeze
tails.
squeeze.
wtf.
then lester group blame wei jun for giiving
false info.
lol
i didnt noe oil can make hands squeeze.
kk
kao
andrea reaction dang fast la
but her group could win.
if SOMEBODY
dudnt ACCIDENTALLY squeeze the hand.
acc. to di gene.

then dunno what is Kwok Ying problem sia,
recess come class zhao wo.
fucker...
sian...
after recess
got MT
after tt
got science.
Some FAT ASS damn bad.
say mr ganesan
as mr gan ni na
lol

after science
got CT
sucsk.
after
ct
got art
oso suck
after tt
more suck
tt is it

2009-01-17T14:26:00.002+08:00

sian i feel bored so i wanna post some crap

Found this on wikiHow

for girls

If when he's walking down the hallway and is turning into another hallway, he takes the way closest to where your walking, stares at you and keeps walking, he could 99.99% like you.

If you tell him you look ugly and he says "No, I think you look good," he likes you.

If a boy keeps looking at you and then looks away, he could like you.

If he compliments you on something (like you having nice hair, etc.), he may be interested. Even if he sort of staggers and ends up complimenting on you about something random (like you're fast at opening your locker or something like that), he probably likes you.

If he calls you for help on homework or something, he could be flirting or he may just really need help with homework.

Ask if he would go out on a date with you, and if he says yes, he probably likes you too, so you should just say you would like to go out with you too.

If he makes fun of you (poking, etc.) he may like you, or just likes making fun of people.

Look to see if he acts different around you than other people. That usually means that he likes you.
If he makes jokes around you, find out if he does that to others. If he doesn't, you know he likes you
He stares at you and holds his gaze for a while, he likes you.

Smiles and looks away or waits if you smile back.

If he flirts with other girls around you, and only you, he likes you but it also shows that you are playing hard to get so he is trying to drag you into liking him more.

If something is funny and he looks to see if you are laughing too, he may like you.
He always ends up standing next to or by you.

This never fails: If you think he is looking at you, look in a random direction, and then look at him, if he is looking in the direction you just were, you know he was paying attention to you. If this happens successfully 3 or 4 times, you can assume he likes you.

If a boy runs his fingers down your hair he likes you.

If he wants to be your partner with projects or in class, he most likey likes you,or he is just using your intelligence.

for guys

Strike up a small conversation. This will help you learn little things that will come in handy in the future. All girls are different, so be aware of the signs. Listen to the tone of her voice: if she's shy, the tone of her voice might be a little higher and she might start to play with her hair (smoothing it down, twirling, flipping) or adjusting her clothes. Another sign she likes you is if she laughs at a normally boring or stupid joke. (Though, don't be dumb and use bad jokes as a test or you'll just look like a comedic loser.) She may not be able to look you straight in the eye and she might giggle a lot.

Watch for signs of flirting. If she's flirting, she may be difficult to read. Flirtatious girls may flirt with guys who they consider to be just friends, and it can be misconstrued as a crush. Because most girls do not want to be obvious, the flirtatious ones might flirt with you a little bit less or they might flirt with you even more. Either way, don't "flirt around". Do not flirt with other girls. If she ever sees you putting your arm around another girl or sees another girl hug you, she may jump to conclusions and assume she doesn't mean anything to you.

Notice if she touches you more often than what friends do (she's constantly trying to touch your hand or something). If she finds excuses to do so, then you're probably on the right track. But conversely, don't assume that just because she isn't touching you that she doesn't like you. She may be too nervous of you to touch you yet. Break the touch barrier yourself.

Observe how she looks at you. If she like you, she will either hold it for a long time or pull away immediately. Either of these could mean that she likes you. If she pulls away quickly, it means she is nervous but she still likes you - which means that you should probably make the first move. If she holds the stare, then she is confident and she may make the first move. If you happen to glance at the girl and you see her staring back at you, then this means that she likes you, although she may quickly dart her head in a different direction. Look for her eyes to light up when she sees you or hears your name.

Look at her friends. If you see most of her friends glancing back at you and smiling or giggling, this means that she is telling her friends about you. If her friends are loud and immature, you'll hear "(your name), (her name) likes you!" Her friends might be making it up, however, just to tease her. When she is having a conversation with her friends, and you come over, she might stop talking all of a sudden. This likely means you were the subject of the recently ended conversation. If she likes you and she told her friends about you, they might come up to you and start a random conversation about things such as: Who would you rather date?, Who do you like better?, Who is the hottest?, and such. If they name a list of about 3 people and her name is in the list, she probably told her friends about you and they're trying to search for clues to see how you feel about her.

Look out for the damsel in distress. If you're outside and the girl you like is nearby and starts loudly saying "I'm cold!", that's a subtle hint that she wants you to give her your sweatshirt. This is a very sweet gesture, especially if you want to show the girl that you like her. If there are other guys and she likes one of those guys, however, she might act disappointed when you offer yours to her first, in which case at least you'll know how she feels and can move on. Sometimes a girl will pretend to be really bad at something, and say that they can't do it. That is your cue to offer some assistance, and she will most likely be doing this on purpose just to see your reaction.
Smile at her. Do a natural smile - don't freak her out. If she smiles politely, or frowns and looks away, say goodbye to her. She is obviously freaked out by you. If she returns a soft or big smile and continues to look at you, then she is interested. If she smiles then darts over to the crowd of her friends and hides in the group then she may be nervous and curious if you know that she likes you.

Her Hair If she tugs on her hair or plays with it,when she is around your or when she sees you come into a room, it means she's nervous. She's nervous about seeing you.

Staring Depending on how much she likes you and how good of an actress she is, she can give you long looks when your not looking or glance at you.

Hallway If you see her walking down the hallway, she'll look at you once, quickly. She'll probably smile, but you know, try to contain it.

Lol i dunno if its essential but i think the stuffs kinda true.

2009-01-17T13:39:00.000+08:00

nth much i ll be updating the gallery section
and my music
i miss out a whole lotta artistes.
and songs.
so
happy weekend!
LOL
fwend test here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>click!

2009-01-16T20:10:00.002+08:00

Do my frend test!!!!!!!!!

Click here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yellow!

kk today we did this:

lol

today nth much bah

but first.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUI YING!

I cant believe i m younger dang.

and cai jun is oso younger.

today nth funny

only maths

everyone was like

one

lol.

after tt i sabo elias.

he did 20 down.

awww,

so sad.

hey andrea,

thanks for the cherry blossom idea for the CNY decos!

very nice!

seriously.

but we nid a whole lotta angbao.

and a whole lotta CCC

coca cola can

got it?

gene out.

2009-01-15T20:18:00.003+08:00

90th post!
9955 ppl!
i want 100th post
and 10000 ppl!

ok...
today was sian.
in fact everyday is.
bad news.
new batch of GC sec 1 not coming tmr.
faulk.
have to wait till next wed.
c mon i m getting sick of bullying my seniors!
everyone is absolutely FREAKED out cos i self nominate as councillor.
LOLS.
i didnt lor.
what an awesome trick.
everyone is like: WHAT?! U?! COUNCILLOR?! *faints
LOL.
zhe me hao pian.
and ms lim tell us have to use CL during CL lessons.
and some more sing da bd song for hui ying.
i just realise cai jun is younger.
O.O
i love the jason & fake moustache pic.
go to bill blog and jason blog to c.
dang funny.
today got what arh.
erm lets c.
lang art
sci
mt
math
nyaa
omigawd.
NYAA was si beh funny
since i was @ the back i could c everything!
wei jun was doing the bolly bolly dang funny.
XD
thomas oso.
hip hop is easy.
well its easy for me since i learnt it in p5 and 6.
i h8 the head turning exercise.
look dang funny.
should c benny dick doing it leh.
hahahhas.
lester oso racist.

ok.
sian i cant believe tmr is fridae liao
man!
benny dick private his blog.
rest assured i can get in!

science was idiotic.
the xuan ying is funny but kinda retarded no offence.
she keep twisting the test tube la.
look like mucus.
or ***.
LOLS.
then trixie keep insisting on doing her 'demo'
ok...
sian,
i i/c of bunsen burner
hai wo shao dao zi ji.
kk.

math got nth la.
so boring.

after school go watch red cliff 2.
wah dang scary.
di gene and xin yuan dunno why so random and horny today.
xin yuan will like masturbate whenever he saw a sick part.
*shivers.
FYI there werent any sick parts.
Cao Cao lost!
lol
duh.
ok i m done.

2009-01-14T20:26:00.002+08:00

Wah today whole body aching.
Sian.
i can crack my knuckles 10 of them
every 15 mins if i pull my fingers.
LOL.
ok.
my back pain.
my head pain.
my arms pain.
why?
back is cos of bicycle accident.
note to self: nvr cycle @ nite. and drink creamy soda b4.
ok this was what happen.
ytd nite i was cycling and there was smtth in the middle of the road.
i was going to avoid it when the thing suddenly move arh!
then i accidently break my front wheel.
and flipped 180 degrees.
ok ouch!
smth like this:

ok i noe ur having good laughs.
then arm pain is becos i did 60 push ups ytd de ytd.
wah whole body so numb!

ok todaygot nth much la
CDP
Geog
Hist
Science
Assembly.
Assembly is surprisingly the best period.
Cos go audi and do discussion crap.
oh yah.
this year all the female teacher we have are like from NCC or NPCC.
*other than ms kokila ms lim and mrs lim.
kao arh!
sian.
this year mr soh nvr teach us.
then XY and Jay nvr disrupt class.
no more fun!
ok i m done.

2009-01-13T18:03:00.003+08:00

Firstly,
Grats Koh Hui and Domonic!
ur passed ur o lvls.
lol anyone can do tt.
wheee!
can go JC liaos!
Koh got 9 points, Dom get 7 points.
XD
sarkers!
i will get 7A1!
hahahahaahaahhahaa!
thrash u in bio chem math a math geog english can liao!

kk.
wah faulk la today dang tired.
first i had the worst CMT lesson.
and the most tiring pe lesson.
omg.
ms tay abandon our class leh.
*yippee!
some more have to do 5 sentences crap.
then pe was fark la.
me jia chin yi can and clement were like pulling wei jun's pants down.
everytime during pe.
the best one was during the 1.6 km run nearly make him trip sia.
and after tt he crys.
during recess when no one c him.
XD
but i got c him.
LOLS.
dunno why today the run so tiring la.
and height and weight yippee!
i grew!
5 cm!
last year 157.
this year 162!
wheee!
and some more still underweight. by a bit.
friggin 95%.

after recess got de erm...
erm
erm
erm
ah yes!
MT.
so sian.
nth much ba.

then got lang arts.
cao sian.
i just hate gilgamesh and mesopotamia.
very boring.
do some compo mind map la.
then i write some accident thing and xin yuan say some farking CPR crap.

maths was horrible.
i suppose to escape with the fact tt i dun have the notes la.
and then this wei jun come and kuai lan.
go tell mrs chin.
wa fark! man!
some more do like 40 push up.
which is suppose to be 20...
i wasted the first 20.
cos i didnt ask for permission.
and then when i finish, she was like,
hey when did u start?
WTF! la!
then have to do another 20 more.
some more elias hai wo.
go count wrongly la.
in the end dunno do how many push up.
my hand all black and arm friggin numb.
i hate mrs chin's new punishment.
it sarks.
now i noe tt joining green club to slack comes with a price of
CRAPPY
DARN
CORPORAL
PUNISHMENT
kan ni na.

then got cca.
from 3.30 to 3.50.
XD
i noe, very slack rite?
but next year become senior then no more slack liao.

sian i dunno why but i feel like i want to be student councillor.
i noe u readers are pretending to puke.
like bleh!
but doesnt matter.
sighs*
......

2009-01-12T17:18:00.003+08:00

kk today was weird.
i dunno why but recently i love skool.
XD
i noe wadcha thinking...
*NERD!*
see i was rite.

ok first lesson was crappy drama.
i h8 drama.
since there are drama lessons,
there shouldnt be a drama cca...
dang giglamesh or smth.

recess was crappy too.
play soccer...
then lost 3-0
N/A vs SE.
just like man u and chelsea.
after tt i told xin yuan the red cliff 2 showtimes.
and then andrea was like crap i wanna watch too.
and some more afterwards di gene say he dun wan go watch dunno wtf man.

then got MT.
sian la.
xin yuan got kicked out of the class.
XD
make fun of jian cong and wei jun.
both of them are enemies.
and both are fat.
not tt i m saying tt their fat, but becos they are.
XD

after tt got science.
there was this blanglah teacher.
no i m not racist if ur wondering.
i dunno why but lester's racism has like infected the whole class.
ok.
then got some free period and art.

art was shit.
change place.
no fan.
but at least i got a secret leg rest under the table.
shuang ar!

ag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. (yay! im sadistic!)
Continue this game by sending this to 6 other people:

- jason
- kirsten
- domonic
- andrea
- benedict and
- you

1. What have you been doing recently?
Usual crap. except for being in charge of pupil welfare.

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Ya.

3.What happened at 10am today?
I was dreading in drama.

4.When did you last cry?
today. cos wei jun did like the most funniest thing in the world so i laugh till i cry.
talk about over-emo...

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
i dun think i have one. everyone is like either play or work in life. sian rite?

6.What do you want in your life now?
uncountable.

7.Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
depends.

8.Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
yes. sry donny ur bracelet thingy looks very cool.

9.What was the last movie you caught?
yes man.

10. Does the person you like knows that you like him/her?
i like many ppl.

11.Who always makes you laugh?
xin yuan jason.

12.Do you speak languages other than english?
yes. espanol, melayu, zhong wen. ni yao nai yi ge?

13. Favourite website(s)?
my blog!

14. What are you doing tommorow?
school, cca, home, play, bed, sms, wake up, watch movie.

15.What do you think you are like?
retardedly sadistic moronic person.

16.Who will you choose to die with?
obama.

17.Where have you been today?
school, JE, JP, WM, LOT 1, home.
、
18.What game do you play often?

hamburger.
19.Who are you missing right now?
XD

20.If you have to choose between a friend and a lover, who will you choose?
choose when? in what situation?

21.What are you doing right now?
Doing this quiz listening to my music.

22.Which primary school were you from?
NHPS.

23.Name the 3 colors you like
black white red

24.What emotion do you like to show?
wacky. retarded. is retarded an emotion?

25.What is life to you?
a pile of paperwork.

26.If you have something troubling you, what would you do?
say: may the force be with me.

27.Who did you last chat with on msn today?
i didnt go to msn.

28.Who do you admire the most?
donny i love his bass playing! he is awesome i wan his hands! so much tt i can become gay!

29.Which month are you born in?
Jan

30.How are you feeling right now?

bored.

31.What is the time now?
6.01pm

32.Your opinion on the person who tagged you?
bitchy. okay maybe not, but she owes me 10 bucks.

33.What color do you like to dye your hair?
pink! or maroon!

34.Why are you doing this quiz?
cos i feel bored.

35.What do you do when you are moody?
throw johnathans pencil case around.

36. At which stage do you wish to get married?
what stages are there?

37.Who is closer to you?
friends not family. :S

38.Who is/are the people/person you trust the most?
family. i cant trust jia chin. i cant even trust henry.

39.Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
isnt this physical science?

40.If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
hmm. bathing in money.

41.What is your goal for this year?
get into thriple science stream

42.Do you believe in eternity love?
omg? drama stuff? no thx.

43.What feeling do you love the most?
retardedly happy.

44.Do you really think it is global warming now?
ya.

45.Do you like quizzes?
not when they are this long.

46.Do you believe in gods?
nope i think free!

47.Who cares you the most?
myself.

48.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
finishing the paperwork.

49.What will you bring when you fight?
benedict.

50.What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
smth.

51.What do you do if nobody cared for you any longer?
tt means i will hate myself. and tt is nearly impossible. i said nearly.

52.What will you do if you boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
fang guo ta. cos its her choice and i dun "hit" girls.

53. How do you feel now?
bored.
why do quizzes have to ask life and peersonal questions?

2009-01-12T05:50:00.005+08:00

Earliest post ever.

Not counting the one i did in america.

erm.

ytd.

as usual.

do stuff.

go band practising.

domonic goes emo as well.

and he's going to be in JC or poly i dunno.

or ITE.

good luck donny!

if u go RJC i ll not be happy for you.

anyway after band practise,we went to sentosa!

sentosa de sentosa cove de one degree 15.

yes i m a member.

totally awesome.

free admissions!

and went to see the volvo ocean race thingy.

got cao lot pics.

X D my bro there. and the Green Dragon sailors there.

I wanna hop onto those things the yellow shirt guy is standing on.

this is the yacytch. yacth. yatch. i dunno how spell.

The other boats.

The race round the world.

Ew... organic ice-cream....

freakish giant excavator.

just a scenery.

Whee! RC stuff!

floatng bubbles...

simulator.

scoreboard. and....

kickapoo zero?

got such thing?

kk tts it.

2009-01-11T12:01:00.001+08:00

wootz 15 more posts to 100th post!
X D
wahahahhaahahaaha!
completed modifying my blog stuff.
kk nth more to say.

2009-01-10T15:51:00.000+08:00

Yay!
New blogskin!
New stuff!
Wheeeeeeee!
Over-emo!

2009-01-09T20:32:00.002+08:00

Sian too much again.
i m trying to cut down my computer usage but
once i do tt
i miss out all the daily blog posts.
plus i wanna get 100 posts by end of this month.
anyway.
all i can rmbr today is being thrashed by sec 1 ppl in soccer.
10-8
obviously we were 8.
and the sec 1 ppl so many as forward la.
and keita jason they all were like oso forward la.
no defender!!!!
hai wo! aka goal key.
anyway oso very tired la
3 hours straight of playing soccer.
some more b4 tt i was playing badminton in the hall.
ernest dunno what kind of GC chairman la!
CCBLCB!
last min tell ppl no CCA!
during maths i was like OMG! WTF M I DOING?!
mrs chin was like eh? how come everybody today so serious wan?
then i shouted out loud like cannot arh?
and the whole class was like orh!
farking crap la!
i got moddswing.
so now i m emo kia!
wahahahahahhaaaahahaha!

ytd:
mr vilau gave his" prestigious" speech!
so boring.
his speech is motivation candy.
but warning!
gives a strong dosage of drowsiness as well!
sian everything X-country.
i dun really c the > of NYAA.
and recently i keep on saying "choy!"
dunno why.
kk.
i m done.

2009-01-07T20:01:00.002+08:00

LOLS.
today like si beh funny.
dunno why.

this is Green Club's new blog!
http://greenclub-cwss.blogspot.com/

today started with CME.
have to do some crap role.
then i cant believe i am pupil welfares' i/c
fark,
tmr have to stay back to decorate class.
wtf.
cant believe johnathan is treasurer.
chan's hole is environmental champion.
wtf.
yawns.
sian ar.
the pupil welfare arh,
all guys wan.
so liddat die.
cos guys r lazy.
yes i noe i m insulting myself.
and guys r like what to do?
kk.
then was geog.
clement was like counting scores
of how many times mrs lim makes us embarrassed or whatever.
i think like 7 times barh.
stoopid thumbs up signal.
i practically wasnt paying attention to the lesson.
dang boring la.
then recess.
is like shit.
buy food le.
walk around.
walk around.
walk around.
crap
all the sec 1 take the seats.
then i around along with jia yu xavier and some ppl from 2/5
act as lao ah gong.
in the end.
seriously
got someone give up their seats la.
XD
so went back to class.
blah blah blah.
then got history lesson.
for once i listened
cos ms kokila was showing a vid of
hist of spore.
the hossan leong song.
this one:

dang pro.
ok.
here is a better one:

ok hope u guys loved it.
anyway after hist was science.
science teacher dang xiong leh.
nvr bring practical wb then blow liao.
wow.
some more.
have to change seating.
nid one of opposite sex @ every table.
some rule.
xuan ying very stubborn.
she's like oi! gimme the sand larh!
after tt we get to pwn like 15 mins of assembly.
today assembly is about 7 up and discipline.
sian.
after tt play DM.
lost.
my deck is too big liao.
keep getting the card tt i dun wan.
then in the end....
elias lost his card.
he traded with me wan.
and dang beh song.
aniq take one.
we think.
but he says.
anywayblah blah blah.
then got CCA @ com lab.
and i cant believe i m putting this convey.
dang ridiculous larh.
TIAN YI STARTED IT!
Tian Yi: huh?!?!?! OMG! thomas i cant believe u wanna stick ur dick in ************* ***
Thomas: hey what the hell? how can you listen to a person like him(me).
Tian Yi: can lor. aiyah just admit it u love ********.
T:no. ok la at least i dun have GF like him rite?(me)
Me: WTF? i where got GF?
T: yes u do. she's **************
TY: OMG! u have an affair and u didnt tell me?!
Me: FARKER! CHAO JI BAI LA!
T:then why u always go play badminton?
Me: Kao peh! its just a sport u dumb ass!
And then justin and ernest extra came in.
Justin: what? this guy have GF?
Ernest: what? ur GF is in badmintn?
Me: WTF?!
Ern: Wow i m amazed.
Me: shut up.
and then mrs yeo come in.
kk end of story.
nitez

2009-01-05T17:21:00.002+08:00

Wootz!
i have like so much crap to blog.
i dunno why.

Sat:
yay CCA recruitment day!
bleh!
i have to present!
and i only sec 2 la wtf!
anyway hope tt more ppl join GC.
~phhht like as if tt will happen...

Sun:
yay! CCA recruitment day oso!
for primary skool!
cant believe i can fit into my scout uni after 2 years.
bleh!
bleh!
bleh!
and i 4got my teacher in charge de name.
so pia seh!

after tt went to band practice.
and domonic was damn weird la
he like Bumblebee liddat.
he sings what he feels.
oso like the last year erm story telling competition.
the dunno which skool la
then our class ppl do ushering
and jeffrey got sarah hp no.
tt stuff.
and sheryl must be psycho.
~phhht i think she like domonic LOLS.
ok c mon try kill me lor.

Mon:
yeah! 2nd dae of skool!
no textbk in my bag!
awesome!
and i got away with it!
- just like everyone else.
i cant believe clement s resolution is to be a guai kia.
i doubt he can.
highly.
xin yuan is obsessed with ponyo.
dunno why.
language arts was on mesopotamia
chinese.
yippee ms lim teach us!
and she made a lot of comments about ppl in the class have changed.
like wilson turned black
wei sheng turn ~~white~~ whiter.
henry and johnathan become talkative and fat.
LOLS.
and everyone like 4get about wei jun and stefan's relationships.
cos their relationship is not in our class.
then science.
dang boring.
and seriously
i didnt noe who our science teacher was.
until she told us she was our previous year EE teacher.
and i thot she grew fatter.
actually she was pregnant.
bleh!
i m SO dumb.
then the most 'dui' thing about every mondae is tt have to stay back 4 one xtra lesson
and tt lesson is art
and ms ng very weird.
she just like gimme a class list and say get 2/8
then i was wondering like what?
and then blah blah blah blah blah
and iwas like what?
then i was orh orh orh okay.
so i went to class2/8.
and i wont give the details.

kk im done.

2009-01-02T17:45:00.002+08:00

80th post!
XD
Happy New Year's 2 all!
today was awesome!
cant believe i missed skool so MUCH!
HAHAHAHA!
The previous sec 2s aka my CCA seniors look like shit in trousers!
Sian narh tmr CCA recruitment dae!
anyway my new year resolution is:
To be what every1 wants me to be.
ok tts crap.
but i ll try.
anyway domonic gave me some crap quiz about the new year.

2008:
1. What is your current school?
CSS
2. What is the last movie you watched in the year?
Transformers
3. What is your worst memory of the year?
hmmm. damn lot sia.
4. Who is your crush of the year?
bleh. y should i tell u?!
5. favourite day?
i dunno. erm youth day?

2009:
1. What is your current school?
CSS
2. What is the first movie you watched in the year?
Space Jam.
3. What would u think would be the most memorable thing this year?
erm, benedict bashing someone?
4. Who will u like this year?
How should i noe?
5. 5 things tt u will always bring to school?
-myself
-bag
-waterbottle
-money
-storybk

10 PPL who MUST do the New Year Quiz:
1. jason
2. andrea
3. kirsten
4. irvin
5. jia yu
6. sheryl
7. steven
8. kwok ying
9. shan shan
10. domonic tan au yong!

kk
today was fun
our new CM
is the same CM as
the previous 2/4's CM
and she let us choose our seat.
i cant believe clement didnt change.
after all the suffering he got.
but now i can torture HENRY!
cos he says he rather be tortured than sit next to Andrea n be mocked.
i have no idea why
anyway Henry told me he has a blog.
and his father name is Santosa Mahoragona smth
very hard to rmbr.
after the seating arrangement dang sian la.
just recess.
play hamburger.
create class motto and rules.
Our class motto is:
2 4 with PASSION! (to fall with passion)
i noe doesnt make sense.
the other motto is
2gether 4ever!
i noe it sounds
WEIRD
downrite WEIRD
and in the middle of the lesson xing yuan started crawling under tables to do oral
i dunno
why?
but its sick
dunno why this year not so funny anymore.
sian arh 1st com test on 12th sia...
crappy much.
but what to do?
and some more 1st day of skool have to stay back for CCA.
sux!
tmr CCA recruitment n i have to farking present!
chi bye kia president!

2008-12-30T18:01:00.000+08:00

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
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OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

AHHHH!
domonic u total fucktard!
he gave me a "how to talk to girls" book for a xams present.
so dead!
and worst xmas ever!

2008-12-29T17:43:00.008+08:00

Yay! skool is only 4 daes away!
i nvr felt so happi bout skool!
but once ur a teen, u ll understand!
no more chores!
no more horrible outside food!
no more homework!
o yeah.
cant believe i can still rmbr the stoopid xmas songs:

Tis the season to be jolly laX9
flush ur hw down the toilet laX9 ~i litterally did tt to my chinese hw
set ur teachers clothes on fire laX9
smth.... smth... blah blah blah

this year is the worst xmas ever b4 tt it was the worst xmas eve ever.
and after tt it was the worst boxing day ever!
no presents! - as usual
no log cake! - as usual
no fun and games! - as usual
WTF.
zerk!
some crap.
havent finsih english group work!
stoopid MV!
sarks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sian
flu still not outta my body yet.
if not gone by this fridae...
i ll go ki siao!

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
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OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
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OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

I totally regret tkaing up violin!!!!

2008-12-28T16:42:00.002+08:00

1. What have you been doing recently?
Playing.
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Yes.
3.What happened at 10am today?
Doing homework.
4.When did you last cry?
cant rmbr.
5.Believe in fate/destiny?
i dunno what is my destiny.
6.What do you want in your life now?
a lot of stuff.
7.Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
no idea.
8.Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
no.
9.What was the last movie you caught?
Yes Man.
10. Does the person you like knows that you like him/her?
I have no idea.
11.Who always makes you laugh?
jay and xin
12.Do you speak languages other than english?
yup.
13. Favourite website(s)?
animecrazy.net viwawa.com runescape.com
14. What are you doing tommorow?
trying to find a way to finish the crap group work for english.
15.What do you think you are like?
retarded.
16.Who will you choose to die with?
my nose.
17.Where have you been today?
sentosa.
18.What game do you play often?
runescape and big 2.5
19.Who are you missing right now?
come to think of it. no one.
20.If you have to choose between a friend and a lover, who will you choose?
choose what? between what?
21.What are you doing right now?
Answering the quiz .
22.Which primary school were you from?
Nan Hua Primary School
23.Name the 3 colors you like
Black white red.
24.What emotion do you like to show?
i dunno. emo!
25.What is life to you?
shit.
26.If you have something troubling you, what would you do?
watch TV.
27.Who did you last chat with on msn today?
i didnt use msn.
28.Who do you admire the most?
some dict.
29.Which month are you born in?
Jan
30.How are you feeling right now?
suffering from influenza.
31.What is the time now?
4.52
32.Your opinion on the person who tagged you.
funny.
33.What color do you like to dye your hair?
red.
34.Why are you doing this quiz?
cause jay ask me to do.
35.What do you do when you are moody?
Watch TV.
36. At which stage do you wish to get married?
no idea.
37.Who is closer to you?
Friends.
38.Who is/are the people/person you trust the most?
Friends !
39.Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
what qsn is this? u CAN see rainbows after the rain!
40.If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
i hardly dream.
41.What is your goal for this year?
none. cos the year is ending.
42.Do you believe in eternity love?
no.
43.What feeling do you love the most?
that benedict feeling
44.Do you really think it is global warming now?
think so.
45.Do you like quizzes?
not really.
46.Do you believe in gods?
Nope. I think free!
47.Who cares you the most?
myself.
48.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
since life is shit i guess the ans is shit.
49.What will you bring when you fight?
a gun.
50.What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
taking up violin.
51.What do you do if nobody cared for you any longer?
become retarded. and watch TV!
52.What will you do if you boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
i ll scream.
53. How do you feel now?
Awesomely retarded.

Another Quiz from Rachel

Quiz.Quiz.Quiz
Ten are you :
1.Are you single
yup.
2.Are you happy
if by happy u mean retarded? then yes.
3.Are you bored
no.
4. Are you fair
no.
5.Are you Italian
no. what crap is this?!
6.Are you intelligent
no im a complete retard.
7.Are you honest
no
8.Are you nice
mayb sorry don ur not on the nice list.
9.Are you Irish
no.
10.Are you Asian
yup.

Ten about me :
1.Full name
not telling.
2.Nicknames
Prince of retardness!
3. Birth place
Singapore
4.Hair colour
Black and pink currently.
5.Natural hair style
Straight
6.Eye colour
hazel.
7.Birthday
28 jan
8. Mood
retarded?!
9. Favourite colour
Black red white
10. One place you'd like to visit
heaven.
Ten things about my love life
1.Have you ever been in love
Yes .
2.Do you believe in love at first sight
no
3.Do you currently have a crush
Yes
4.Have you ever been hurt emotionally
mood swinged!
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart
erm yup sry rachelle. ur too fat.
6.Have you ever had your heart broken
how?
7.Have you ever liked someone but never told them
Yeahwho doesnt?
8.Are you afraid of commitment
whats commitment?
9.Who was the last person you hugged
i nvr hugged.
10.Who was the last person you said
i love you to?
Singapore.

2008-12-23T10:13:00.003+08:00

Yay festive season.
ho ho ho.
ppl no spirit la.
sian.
of cos,
no present 4 xmas.
nth.
as usual.
only hw hw hw and guess what?
more hw.
sian.
cant play.
cant go out.
cant even eat!
so glad tt skool is back.
in 9 daaes.
and whoever rmbr my bdae,
is when benedict flies.
yes i meant to insult u.
4 no apparent reason.
but look,
im telling the truth.
and so santa,
i ve been a "VERY GOOD" boy this year.
for this xmas,
i want,
the fucking flu to get outta my body!
ugh...
so...
merry christmas and a happy new year.
i m runescaping currently and my user is dgeneluvjyin.
yes i noe.

2008-12-16T13:55:00.002+08:00

XD
nvr update so long liao.
watched 3 movies this week.
The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Twilight.
Yes, i went for sneak peeks and i m a Twiguy.
and Bolt.
yawn thats it.
And i finally finished my skool hw.
no comments.

2008-11-26T09:48:00.002+08:00

Yo ppls back from England/ France!
MY real vacation has started la.
I mean , CCA is like hooking up all my time.
And sry folks i didnt take any pics.
sianz.
now playing maple pirate man!
X D
i died 3 times liao.
curses.
Watched tropic thunder.
Funniest part is,

Robert Downey Jr: So, who is she?
Alpha Cino: Lance.
RDJ: Lance?!
AC: no no no i mean Nance.
RDJ: o c mon its ok to be gay sometimes.
AC: no no no i love the pussy man!
Jack Black, tied to a tree: cmon AC, untie me, and i ll suck ur dick,
pause,
i ll cradle ur balls and slurp the sauce.
AC: i told u man! i love the pussy!

si beh shitty.
gay.
real life version of a lame cartoon.
XD
rawks!

And i m wondering has D gene even started on the CIP project thing?
uh, who cares.
Lets part-tay!

2008-11-19T18:17:00.002+08:00

UPDATE!

XD
Seriously i have nth to say.
holidays are so boring.
school is soo-pah fun when jay and xin are around.
Now is lyke, TOTAL YAWN-AGE.
ZZZZ.
Zorro!

I NOE I LAME. XP

2008-11-14T09:17:00.002+08:00

Blogging after i dunno how many days.
I m too busy playing runescape.

Domonic got the crap tickets for Rihanna's concert.
he so lucky, earlier this year, go Maroon 5.
then, go F1.
WTF.

Oh, and say hello to GC's new Lower Sec Manager
and Band's lyricist/ songwriter.
:S

2008-11-09T19:05:00.001+08:00

MY MARRYING AGE:

[x]I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x]I keep track of days using a calander.
[ ]I own more than one credit card.
[ ]I know how to change th oil in my dad's car.
[ ]I do my laundry.
[ ]I vote every election.
[x]I can cook for myself.
[ ]I think politics are exciting.
[ ]I balance my checkbook.
[ ]My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total: 3

[x]I show up for school/college/work everyday early.

[ ]I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.

[x]I've never gotten a detention before.

[ ]I have never smoked a cigarette.

[x]I have never gotten myself completely trashed.

[ ]I have forgotten my birthday at least once.

[x]I like to take walks by myself.

[x]I've watched talk shows.

[x]I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.

[x]I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total: 7

[x]I know how to do th dishes.

[x]I can count to 10 in another language.

[ ]When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.

[ ]My parents trust me.

[ ]I can mow th lawn.

[x]I can make th adults laugh without being stupid.

[ ]I remember to water th plants.

[x]I study when I have to.

[x]I pay attention at school/college.

[ ]I remember to feed my pets

Total: 5

[x]I can spell 'experience' without looking it up.

[x]I work out on a regular basis.

[ ]I clean up my own mess.

[ ]Th people at Starbucks know me by name.

[ ]My favourite kind of food is take out.

[x]I have gained weight after middle/high school.

[ ]Th first thing I do when I wake up is caffeine.

[ ]I can't go out of th shop without getting something I don't need.

[ ]I understand political jokes th first time they are said.

[x]I can type quickly.

Total: 4

[ ]I have realized that th weather forecast changes every hour.

[ ]My only friends are from my place of employment.

[ ]I have been to a Tupperware party.

[ ]I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over th age of 25 and have a job.

[ ]I have more bills than I can pay.

[ ]Most of my friends are older than me.

[x]I can say no to staying out all night.

[x]I can use internet everyday.

[ ]My wardrobe haven't change in a while.

[x]I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total: 3

Me? marry @ 22? tts shit fake.

2008-11-05T20:38:00.002+08:00

70th post.
Woo hoo.
Wat an accomplishment.
Grats 2 Lewis and Barack.

Today was totally Suntec City.
I cant believe i manage to slip through the teachers with my dyed hair.
Anyway, i m the photographer so i nid not present.
:D
We had very few ppl coming to our booth la.
N i probably ate 15 or more mentos laid in front of me.
i was lyke the only guy with common sense 2 sit down la.
lols.
Even the teachers also walk around.
The thing is how interesting can dragonflies be?
they are just things tt flutter about and land and flutter again.
:S
Anyway, the fun part was the free time.
6 hours of shopping,
2 hours of work.
and my shift happened 2b lunch time ef ernest.
worst still, have to be available when mr and ms teen go catwalk.
Male win!
Female lose!
lol.
I think ourskool did badly this year.
mayb cos i m jinx.
within this day, bad stuff happened.
erm what was it?
oh yeah, when i walk past some girl her hp drop.
when i walk past kwok ying @ the toilet,
the water splash all over his shirt.
lols. si beh funnies.
when i walk past some clementi pri skool kid,
she drop her Shrooms burger.
i dun want to say where.
sit next to justin,
he slept and fell off the chair.
we were in the bus.
o yeah , b4 tt,
pass mdm soh a stack of paper,
she got papercut.
Just realise how much of a flirt Silson is.
ask kwok ying 4 more details.
Anyway, i cant believe i m saying this.
I WENT SHOPPING!
and all i bought was a pick from the music store.
no books.
no movies.
no cars.
no toys.
no clothes.
o yeah i oso look @ some CDs.
watched saw 5 ytd.
its not sick.
its gore.
its just the rl version of happy tree friends.
i mean, it was simply sweet just by killing that girl to complete some electric circuit to get out of a room.
sian, i bet got saw 6 coming out la.
tt bloody sucessor still havent die yet.

Sheryl damn sick ah.
Everytime she tell us about OBama and McCain.
EVerytime they say,smth tt has the word CHANGE in it.
lyke,
WE WANT CHANGE!
=WE NEED CHANGE!
= we want change in our diapers!

hmm, nth else liao. continue my big 2.5 marathon.

2008-11-04T09:17:00.004+08:00

Shawn just got a blog.
And he seriously is some computer expert.
Website is here.
http://praying-mantis101.blogspot.com/

PS. Obama is leading McCain.

OMFG!
Went for a hairdo ytd.
And they highlighted my hair pink!
Holy shyt larh!
Now i noe how Jeffrey feels like.

Crap.
Performance tis Sat @ youth park.
Curse u Domonic!
Chow ji.

I had another totally weird dream.
I dreamt tt Jay Chou was SG's PM.
I know very lame larh.
But tts what i dreamt ok?

Got new roles.
Next year, i m going to be photographer for Green Club!
Not the litter picker.
Currently, i m the damn songwriter!
For Domonic & Co. and of cos myself.
Me being a lyricist?
LOLS.
Ridicule.
@ least i m not the bass player now.
Had a total horrible convey ytd.

Me: WTF?! Me, lyricist for the band?
Dom: Yupp, ya got it, just go ahead and think.
Me: Holy shyt! wa about our lead singer?
Dom: Er... sore throat.
Me: LOLS, liar.
Dom: So not.
Me: yes u r. ur totally in love with her?
Dom: Whose her?
Me: u noe, Sandra...*chuckles
Dom: ...
Me: Anwser leh! Dun so ball-less leh!
Dom: right... *interuppted
Me: Left....
Dom: anyway, i so do not like her.
Me: left...
Dom: STFU.
Me: I can see u blushing through Google Earth. So cool!
Dom: Left...
Me: up....
Dom: down...
ME: north...
.......
anyway u should be able to continue the next few sentences by urself.
AFterwawrds,
Me: just confess larh!
DOm: nvr!
Me: Dude, i consider the word 'nvr' as yes.
Dom: o ef.
Me: i mean c'mon man, ur lyke 15 years old.
Dom: hmm, i ve got O lvls.
Me: Dun change the subject, Don.
Dom: Smartlittle boy...
Hang up.

LOLS.
Oops sry Dominic if ur frustrated u can breathe in and out.
Continuosly.
Calmly.

Anyway, tmr is CLean n Green week.
So help me vote in this thing http://www.cgs.org.sg/vote.php
Or i ll get fired from GC.
And therefore u guys are doing me a favour so i can change CCA nxt year!

2008-11-02T18:32:00.003+08:00

I had the weirdest dream today.
It's stupid.
The dream was bout a holiday.
In Paris.
With half of 1/4.
To be more precise, the right 4 rows of the class.
With the exception of Jason.
I dunno why he not there but nvm.
All of us in the same hotel room.
Jia Chin was having pillow fights with Lester.XD
Edmund was reading a book.
Clement was insulting me as usual.
Johnathan was locked out by the dream girls, Xuan Ying Madelin, hui min and Zhen Yi.
LOLS.
Thomas, o yeah, he wasnt there.
Jian Cong was eating snails.
Yeesh.
Stefan was watching EPL.
Jie Ying was talking on the phone.
I dunno who but u can make a guess.
Andrea was looking @ the Eiffel tower.
Henry was in the toilet.
Wayne and Aniq were also in the toilet.
Tis is the part where Hnery starts crying.
and i was just staring @ everyone.
Except johnathan cos he was locked out.
LOLS.
L8r went Eiffel tower.
Then suddenly Jeffrey and Benedict appear.
After tt, the throw Jian Cong of the tower.
Cool and nice.
then they dissappear.
And then johnathan says' my pimples are getting frozen!'
And henry ad clement says 'shut up'
And jia chin says ' why duncha use them as ice?'
all u have to do is cut here, here, here, here and here!
I walk around in squares.
Again.
And again.
Well tts plain stupidity.
And then Andrea's hair flew into my face and i accidentally pushed stefan down.
Woah.
Major place for killing.

Anyw tt was just plain weird.
Very weird.

2008-11-01T16:30:00.002+08:00

New blogskin!
To celebrate halloween!
Celebrated it.
Went trick-or-treat.
I know SG doesnt celebrate this but i ve got pen-pals.
Griffin's gonna send me a bunch of sweets from States, thx!

Trck or tweet?

2008-10-31T13:49:00.003+08:00

Feeling random today.

Happy halloween.

Infatuations are getting the better of me.
I 'm getting retarded.
I ask myself stupid questions.
The only wonder i see is tt
I'd never believed that i fell for a classmate.

2008-10-30T22:07:00.002+08:00

Damn bored, so played Big 2.5 for 5 straight hours and looked @ ppl blog.
Found quiz.
But first, Obama or McCain?

SCHOOL LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x]Talked back to a teacher
[x]Been kicked out of a classroom
[ ]Worn PJS to school
[x]Had your tooth fall out at school
[ ]Gotten lost in your school
[x]Broken th dress code in school
[x]Completely failed a test
[x]Left class without asking
[x]Missed a whole week of school
[x]Thrown up in school
[ ]Been beaten up at school

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x]Argued with your parents a lot
[x]Argued with your brother(s)
[ ]Argued with your sister(s) a lot
[ ]Have your own room
[ ]Do your own laundry
[ ]Cook dinner once in a while
[x]are loud & obnoxious at home
[ ]wear pyjamas when you are not going anywhere
[x]you sleep in very long
[x]all you do is watch television
[ ]your parents are divorced
[ ]your family makes you cry alot
[ ]one or both of your grandparents live with you
[ ]you can't stand being with your parents (maybe?)

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x]you currently dislike one or more of your friends
[x]you are jealous of one or more of your friends
[ ]known a friend your whole life
[ ]your friends are all taller than you
[x]you have been ditched by a friend
[x]you have memorized a friend's phone number
[x]lost/forgotten a friend's number
[ ]been to all your friend's house
[x]you love most of your friends

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x]bite your nails
[x]an odd obsession with knives
[ ]cannot sleep with door closed
[x]cannot sleep with door opened
[x]at least 1 sound you cannot stand
[x]write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[x]good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x]you currently like someone
[x]want to kill 1 of your ex
[ ]stay committed for an unusually long time
[x]get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily
[ ]crush/bf/gf called you a bitch before
[ ]crush/bf/gf called you self-centered before

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[x]you hate george bush
[x]abortion is horrible & should be illegal
[ ]gay marriage is fine to you
[ ]boys make better friends than girls do
[x]beach is an excellent place for a date
[x]pink is an ugly colour
[x]needles aren't so horrible
[ ]human flesh tastes like fine aged veal

EVER CONFESSIONS
[x]fallen down th stairs
[ ]someone tied your shoelaces together
[ ]had a nail fallen off
[ ]captured,manipulated,destroyed a soul by Arcs Falcris
[ ]had surgery
[x]slapped someone across th face
[ ]killed someone
[x]someone has called you a tease
[x]been to Europe
[x]worn something inside out for a whole day

THE SELF
[1]Name: Yew Jin Eugene
[2]Nickname: Sadist!
[3]Married: no.
[4]Zodiac Sign: Aquarious
[5]Gender: Male
[6]Age: 13
[7]High School: Commonwealth Sec
[8]College: no idea.
[9]Height: 1.6m
[10]Weight: borderline 40kg
[11]Do you like yourself: yupp.
[12]Piercings: hand, arm. thx to pencil and cactus respectively
[13]Right or left: right
[14]Are you a freak: nope.
[15]Hair: black. under intense light, brown.
[16]Skin: no idea.
[17]Allergic: dust
[18]What are you doing now: scheming, doing quiz, i h8 this question.
[19]What will you do 1h later: sleep
[20]What will you do 10 years later: exactly 10 years later? sleep.

THE FAMILY
[21]Live with parents: duh
[22]Siblings: 1

THE LOVE
[23]Found your other half: did and did and doing.
[24]If yes, who is he/she: erm Ms Money, Ms Dead and Ms Demise?
[25]If no, who you want he/she to be: Erm, some one i know?
[26]Time(s) you in relationship: huh? i dun understand.
[27]Ever woo boy/girl: is woo and flirt the same? if yes, then ****
[28]Anyone woo you before: erm, maybe...
[29]Anything wrong to your other half: erm, no idea.
[30]What was/were th wrong you had done: to what?
[31]Ever argue with your other half: duh who doesnt?
[32]You with your other half since: erm this year?
[33]Are you straight/lesbo: straight.
[34]Reasons you love your other half: no idea. seriously, i ve nvr thot about it.
[35]you & your other half in which stage: erm, broke stage? is there such a thing?
[36]you woo he/she or he/she woo: huh wtf is this crap?
[37]th enemy you hate most: hmm, hard choice... erm... damn. tis is a hard one.
[38]your most beautiful girlfriends: erm, none? no offence if u r reading this.
[39]most handsome guy friend:erm, benedict? XD
[40]th kind of girl you dislike th most: erm, the one who is so egoistic tt wants me to adore her every second of both our lifes, such as someone over here reading! oops.
[41]th kind of guy you dislike th most: erm, gays!
[42]fell in love with your close friend before: sry no close friends. either enemy or friend.
[43]your best friend is your ex lover: best friend? erm i dun tink i have one.
[44]if your friend backstabbed you: blackmail him/her or maybe play harsh. sry henry.
[45]if your best friend betrayed you: i ll betray him.
[46]if your friend woo your lover: hmm... i wouldnt mind...refer to love confessions no. 4
[47]if your friend falls in love with you: i ll see if she's my tye or not.
[48]if you fall in love with your best friend: no bf. so far no one has earned tt position as BF.

THE STUDIES
[49]are you a good student: academic or behaviour? both no.
[50]you always done your homework/assignments: most of the time
[51]teacher/tutor you love th most: man, tis is hard, myself! i teach song writing. F.Y.I. laugh all u want
[52]always late to sch/college: hardly possible.
[53]you love your seniors: i prefer the terms slaves. no, cos not.
[54]senior who you love th most: daniel! he got POWER! not.
[55]your classmates good/bad: huh? neutral di gene spoils it.
[56]excellent result classmate: jie ying, henry, johnathan , andrea, then forgot liao. at least i 10th place. XD
[57]laziest classmate: erm, elias.
THE PEOPLE
[58]smart people: refer to 56.
[59]stupid people: sry, aniq.
[60]good-looking people: all over the world?
[61]ugly people: lol! time for some fun... *snigger erm, johnathan pimple face!
[62]funny people: i have no idea. whole class except a few girls, benedict, thomas, shawn...
[63]cute people: chan ho. :S
[64]bad people: erm, me? wahahahahaha!
[65]honest people: me. hard to believe, i noe.
[66]acting people: from drama club duh.
[67]what kind of person are you: Aquarian. hahahax! sadist? split-personality? retarded?

THE PREFERENCE
[68]Lip or eyes: eyes. lips are weird looking things.
[69]hugs or kisses: depends, wait i ll take both if they're girls.
[70]shorter or taller: ave.
[71]hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneous duh, if not i fail oral liao
[72]nice stomach or arms: stomach? erm, no idea.
[73]listener or talker: both.
[74]romantic or rich: oh, erm sweetly romantic cos i m rich.
[75]good husband or good father: too early liao bah?

THE FUTURE
[76]able to get married: a sadist like me? 3 breakups in 2 years? u tink?
[77]no. of kid(s): erm asking this? i dunno, f- once get get twins marh so its unpredictable.
[78]career: pilot.
[79]salary: 20k ++
[80]retirement age: see lor no technical recession then can retire.
[81]properties values: i have no idea what property values are.
[82]wishes: erm happy halloween?

THE VICTIMS
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS PART. OKAY. EVERYONE WHO
READ MY BLOG THAT HAS A BLOG. :D

THE END.

So Barrack or John?
My mom says Barrack might be a little inexp. and John might k-qiang anytime.
psssst. she prefered hilary.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

8:11 PM

2008-10-28T08:08:00.003+08:00

As you can see, I have not updated for one whole week.
And trust me, a lot can change within a week.

Holy shit, I just said perfect english!

Going to be random, cos i ve got da st term mem loss.

1 thing tt i h8 about being a rich guy...

u haff to eat high class food.

Ugh, all those oysters, slitherz.

Spaghetti.

bleh.

Red snakes slitherz.

Anyway, its also a gd thing.

u get desserts!

At Vivo City!

You can see the restaurant name @ the plate.

Tt sorta like frozen milk.

no.

its milk.

only solidified till smth like jelly.

and covered in strawberry.

Sweeeeeet!

Went grocery shooping the other day.

came across a cool thing

seriously cool!

Welcome 2 the oil section @ NTUC Finest!

Who does this remind u of?! PPL OF 1/4?!

lols.

great laughs.

speakin of laughs,

ytd went to the movies.

bleh watched hsm3: senior year.

great lah.

but very random.

the first scene u mite get heart atk.

cos suddenly zac's sweaty face is staring straight at cha!

Go figure!

blah blah blah some standford university.

1553 miles away from home.

32.7 miles from zac's uni.

lol

split apart liao.

Dun cry Jia Qi!

lol, some guy taller than me crying.

predictable, Kelsi and Ryan both went to the same place.

Unpredictable, Shrpay had some even more sadistic clone.

So i couldnt tell which was who/ which.

lol.

Thanks 6C ppl!

I miss skool!

Ironic much, but wtheck, skool rawks!

Chores sux!

wth created the damn vacuum cleaner?!

Well da only gd thing is tt i get 5 bucks for vacuuming the whole house within 5 minutes.

Possible? yupp.

And my house is a HDB executive... O.O

lol.

2008-10-21T15:44:00.002+08:00

Sian
Feel like being random today.
A lot to write.

So bored @ home.
Nvr thot skool would b so fun.
when ur bored anything can b nice.
I watched power rangers ytd.
& found it entertaining.
O.o
I noe.
Wei Sheng said tat every episode is just soome bad guy trying to kill them.
and once the bad guy bei song grow larger
then the PR will just summon some giant robot.
Instead of solving the crap earlier by using the giant robot b4 the bad guy goes big.
I m getting retarded.

I m being random so....
I totally support the class tee crap!
I totally think our class blog is dead even the tagboard.
No spams.
Woah.
Tats smth new.

todae did some telematch crap.
So sway.
Tat thing sriously very giddy.
The whole group did like 5 rounds only. *cos of cheating
And Mr tay happen to count for me.
So i had to do 10 larh!
fuck.
the get to cheat but i dunt.
fuck.
thx a lot shawn.
cutting queue si beh funny ar?!
now i feel racistic.
Not only tt la, cheat ar, still lose!
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!
Worst crap is that after that i felt giddy.
Wnet to play xbox and then lost cos i was still giddy.
So lost to wei jun cos my sniping degraded.

I wonder how did Azrina find out my identity
my name
my look
and the crap gossip/so-called facts about me
And how Jia Yu found out about Andrea.

These 1/5 ppl are gettingthe fuck outta me.
I wonder how Di Gene survive.

After years of studying the class ppl,
I can create factual statements of ppl.
Trust me its kinda hard.

Nearly everyone h8s Jasmin.
Jason and xin Yuan are class clowns.
The class seems to be racist against Indians.
Nearly everybody h8s and like both me and Di gene @ the same time.
Jason is obsessed with infatuations. and making funof them
Di Gene and Cai Jun are really in love with the ppl tat we say tt they like.
thomas is gay.
elias is a suck-up person on the inside and a perv on the outside.
I am emo.
Wilson n Jeffrey support Man U.
Stefan support Arsenal.
The rest liverpool and Chelsea.
Of course the majority is Chelsea.
Madeline h8s Jie Ying.
Henry is hmmm.

sian tmr do i wanna play games liao!